Monday, March 3, 2025

The Postal System either drinks heavily or needs to start drinking heavily

I would not trust the USPS to get a post card from my house to across the street in less than a week-if at all.

I have had two packages delivered by USPS in the last two months - both ridiculously late - both missing their estimates by days or weeks. At least one of the senders paid extra for second day delivery.

This is why people say mail delivery should go private; it's the perfect example. We've all heard the horror stories of UPS drivers peeing in bottles so they can make their deliveries. The USPS would never do something so draconian - they don't care when or IF your mail arrives.


Frank Zappa had an IQ of 174. That explains a lot.


Today is a quiet day. Or was a quiet day.

I had meetings. Naturally it got noisy. Very noisy. In fact the neighbors decided to have some trees cut down. Consequently the neighborhood is listening to Concerto for Chainsaw and Falling Tree Parts. I paid the men a visit and subtly encouraged them to go with something a bit more quiet - like explosives and large sheets of metal. I didn't speak Spanish so they just stood there and looked at me strangely. Oddly this is the same effect I have on English-speaking members of the public.


 Quantum computers only work if no one is observing them.




Wild beaver release approved for England

Eating wild beaver is good for your teeth ....

 

Failure, Rinse, Repeat: Why do Both History and Security Seem Doomed to Repeat Themselves?

I have been saying this for years. No matter what we learn we are doomed to re-learn it with each new technology.