Will Someone Stop that Mountain from Growling

It's brown, with a tinge of green outside today.
Perhaps if we painted sun on the blinds....


Ford employees asked the company to stop making police cars.
Ford has a African Ancestry Network (FAAN).
Employees want some kind of action by July 15th. They have clarified that sales of cars to mall cops are ok, provided they are used in malls.
Employees have also demanded..

• a new cafeteria - a nice one, with free food and pet-sitting
• a new hiring package with bonus, retroactive
• reparations for black employees
• management donates half their salaries to BLM
• giving each employee a Chevy
• an end to world poverty
• paid time off for rioting protesting locally

In the Flying AIDS parade, grocery stores are now closed at night. Why? Does the Flying AIDS attack only at night? No, it's so stores can clean. Weren't stores cleaning before this bright order? Of course they were. Let me know when this starts making sense, ok?

The European hamster was added to the 'critically endangered' list.
No word on the Siberian hamster.


While it's raining, I can't help but notice the very loud construction equipment, just outside my window. Somebody told someone you can dig to China and they're probably taking it seriously. It's a nice neighborhood. Weird, but nice.



Several blasts have hit Iran in the last few weeks, but Iran wants you to know that the last blast didn't happen. Nope. Total fabrication.


Supreme Court rules half of Oklahoma is Native American land.
Native Americans tried to give it back.
BLM knocks over Indian statues, insists the Indians owe the land to them.





My dad's birthday is coming up. If anybody sees him, please send our wishes.




SJWery


BLM Effect: Linux Kernel to Adopt an Inclusive Code Language, Blocks Terms like Blacklist-Whitelist and Master-Slave

Stop. It.

Scrabble players move toward banning 200+ slurs from tournament play.

After tournaments, there will be book burnings.

Hey - You've Got Your 5G in my IoT

Apparently the FCC is busy covering up Verizon and T-Mobile's exaggeration of 4g claims. And if you think that's bad, wait for the 5g coverups. Between exaggerated maps, many areas with zero coverage, and most existing phones not equipped to use 5g, thing are sure to get interesting.





Dear lefty:

• If I do a security audit and discover one of the VPs comes in on the weekend to look at granny porn, what do I do?
• Do what the VP does: nothing. 

Then appears the dog, with a candy bar, which she drops on the floor. (chocolate is poison for dogs)
Did my dog just bring me a candy bar?
If it was for her, she would have eaten it.
That is all.

Update:  a few days later, more candy. We need to get her on tv.

• I didn't want to be the one to have to say it, but Camila Cabello is hot.
• I hear she's a singer, but I don't want to spoil the image by listening.
• Who is Mary J Bilge?
• Somebody turned me on to Bill Nelson. He's a great guitar player, but his music isn't listenable (to me). There's a rockin solo, surrounded by something like Devo but much worse. Synth-pop.

Best Headline: Bomb squad investigating reports of a possible small nuclear reactor in side a garage in Columbus, OH.  America is the land of opportunity and invention. They could create a transporter and the bomb squad would still show up.



Today I identify as  that tiny, triangular window that used to be in front of the front window in cars.


RIP Rene Auberjonois (79), Star Trek and character actor, from lung cancer.

• Rashida Tlaib and Ilhan Omar both suspected of campaign fund theft before completion of their first term.
• Watch these ladies: they proved they're real politicians in their first month. They will go far!
• Well, they got caught, so there's room for growth, but still...

Anybody hear any tolerable xmas music?
Not 'grandma got run over by a reindeer' - something worth listening to.
This is a real standard, but it's not music.
This is a new one on me - might be the one.



Ford is going to use McDonalds' roasted coffee bean husks to manufacture car parts.   Now your car will go faster in the morning.

• Scientists' brains shrink after an extended stay in Antarctica
• Wait til they discover Faceyspaces! 

a report from The Guardian: The gene editing performed on Chinese twins to immunize them against HIV may have failed and created unintended mutations, scientists have said after the original research was made public for the first time.     You mess with a building block that you don't fully understand and it may have unintended consequences? Who knew?

• Linux has a kill command. It's a shame real life doesn't.

The press is hostile to the idea of liberty. Most people in the press are for big government. Most people think that the solution to anything, whether it's health care problems, education, whatever it is - it's got to be more government." - Harry Browne

• Hillary Clinton tweets "In the United States of America, no one is above the law."
• Everybody was waiting for the lightning bolt. Even Mother Nature is afraid of her.

There are fewer than 40 cases since it was first described in 1827.
Ossification of the penis. The penis is literally transformed into bone.
Let's see..... penis... bone... ossification.... nah - it's too easy. You do it.



I was right. Again.
I predicted that Melania Trump, a stunning First Lady (imo), does not appear and is not worshiped in the press, like Mrs Obama. This includes mainstream media and fashion press. No one says you have to like her husband, but to exclude her because of him is partisan and childish.. like the press.





Heroes of the Stupid

A polyamorous woman is pregnant by one of her four partners. No to worry - they'll all raise the baby as a 'family.'


Domain transfers at gunpoint are actually illegal. So he didn't get the domain, but he got 14 years.



SJW Shenanigans

Trans activist Jessica Yaniv (WAX MY BALLS!) is again airing her grievances: this time she's complaining that gynecologists won't see her.  Someone needs to explain to these doctors that men people with a penis can have periods and give birth..
    Comedian Ricky Gervais said, "It's disgusting that a qualified gynaecologist can refuse to check a lady's c*ck for ovarian cancer"

No Elephant Parking

The president is holding a conference where I work!
I'm sure it has nothing to do with me being asked to take the day off with pay.
There is a poll on how many times he says 'the best xxx'. Another poll on which one of us can get some quality time interviewing Melania. And $1,000 to the person who asks if this is the first set of implants on a First Lady.

We had to cancel the poll about the media treating the First Lady like they did the former First Lady (fashion icon and all around wonderful person) because we couldn't find anyone who thought they would.



Election Overview

The 2020 election will make history.
There are 457 democrats running, Trump, maybe another republican for fun, and one of any number of Clintons. The Libertarians (my people) haven't selected a candidate, the Greens get less press than my people, and the Socialist Party refused to support Bernie because he's too socialist.



Dear lefty:

• Why are there red spots on my wee wee?
• Because you'll nail anything that will stay still for 30 seconds.

Best Headline: "Tornado of poop" hits Massachusetts town after overpressurized sewage line experiences severe blockage.  Everyone wants to be California.

• Debate Season: when you watch these travesties (from any party), listen to the empty promises, some which don't align with reality, and ask yourself what the person has already done about the promise. The answer is nothing.
• Note the naked pandering.
• Remember the last debates. Remember the promises. Do you remember any results?
• Remember the hot air about things getting better when the opposite party gets into office. What happened? What are you being told now? Same thing.
• Our memories are short - about four years. Let's go over the script and decide to do something different. If we don't change our actions, we won't change the endless cycle of the same results.

A political parody, not too far from truth

Recently, Amelia Octavia Complex, democrat and Trump admirer, compared the illegal alien holding facilities to Auschwitz.  Her party did not take the statement lightly but used the opportunity to complain about the facilities. After Trump had them moved, Pelosi and Schumer were apoplectic because the illegals didn't get cable. After Trump gave them each $25,000 out of his own pocket, Pelosi publicly vilified the president for going outside government channels.

Trump put the illegal aliens up in his hotels, which drew the ire of Schumer, because they had a lot of stairs to walk down if the elevators broke, and still no cable. A problem solver, Trump built each of the illegals a house, again out of his pocket. The entire democratic party screamed, "IMPEACH" because the houses weren't in nice enough neighborhoods, and they still had no cable. No sane person should tolerate this. As a final move, the president gave all illegal aliens citizenship, expecting Pelosi would finally be satisfied. Pelosi stammered and shook, saying that illegal aliens should not get instant citizenship; instead, they needed to go through the official immigration process.

• Pro Tip: stay out of the Dominican Republic

Good Morning, Vietnam. Good Night, Georgia

For tax and other reasons, a lot of Hollywood's filming moved from Los Angeles to Georgia. They were doing well. Since Georgia passed the anti-abortion law, many businesses are boycotting, among them, some of the film industry.  It will be very interesting to see the end result of the boycotts. May the bite you take out of your own ass be large and painful, Georgia.

• My carbon footprint is size 11

Let me put your day in perspective

Penny just returned from a chemo treatment.
There was a couple who was looking after their mom's dog while she was in the hospital. They got a call that Mom died. Then a staff member came out to tell them the dog died.

Stay close to your people and pets. Appreciate them every day. You never know...

• Angela Merkel (R-Germany) has been seen with really bad tremors. It was so bad, her assistant mistakenly called her Hillary. The staff said it was hot outside and she was dehydrated. 
• Like you, I've seen a lot of people in hot weather (except my Siberian readers), none with serious body tremors. It was painful to watch.

Politics is Politics:

The British liberal party just accused the conservative party of being the party of antisemitism. Sound familiar?

This shouldn't be a problem in a country where it's against the law to say anything bad about anybody online.

• This week's Word We Can Live Without: staycation

SJW News

Toy Story 4 slammed for 'lack of lead black characters and disablism'

The knitting community is dealing with racism.
While they're at it, they banned pro-Trump content.

• An Alabama Ford dealer offered a free shotgun, bible, and American flag when buying a new vehicle.  The promotion stopped abruptly, when Ford Motor Company asked them to STOP IT.
• It's not like the items aren't going to be in the vehicle the next day anyway..

and Leon's getting larrrrrger!