Risky Behavior

Which is more dangerous - sex with a possibly HIV-infected partner or sex with Amanda Knox?

F. Scott Fitzgerald

F. Scott Fitzgerald

F- Murray Abraham too.


Cemetery Worker Stole Guitar From Army Vet’s Casket

Don't f-k with a man's Telecaster, especially if he's dead.

Where the hell is Sly Stone?


Doritos to be Sprinkled Over Creator's Grave

Creation saw him to 97.

Nancy Grace suffers wardrobe malfunction on 'DANCING'...

No one cares.

University of Texas frat allegedly recruited with live sex shows...

Where the hell were these people after I graduated high school?


Protester calls Obama 'Anti-Christ'...

Unfortunately they removed the wrong guy from the auditorium...

Mob attacks man in his own home...

You're white, therefore you're wrong.  No matter what you say or do.

When good dogs go bad.

Actually, when I'm president, dressing up your dog will be grounds for death.


Americans Express Historic Negativity Toward U.S. Government

How they tore themselves away from Dancing with the Stars is a mystery...


The 2011 Ig Nobel prize for Peace goes to Arturas Zuokas for discovering that the problem of illegally parked luxury cars can be solved by running them over with an armored tank.  Check out the rest of the awards.


We won't mention that this has been my idea for years.


DATING ADVICE:


If you're looking to date the newly free Amanda Knox, hit it and split.  Otherwise there could be `complications'.