A school bus driver, recently convicted of groping girls on his bus, blamed caffeine for causing the groping.
This may explain a lot for me. I drink a lot of coffee and soda and feel like groping women all the time.
As if we haven't turned enough of our lives over to our good friends at the TSA, it has been announced that airport screeners may request drink samples (after they're done groping you, presumably).
But only at the exits of airport bars.
Lawyers have already drafted 13,000 pages of new regulations on Obamacare.
The government expands again. And again, at our expense.
It's Day Six of the power outage and there are still half a million without power.
If my department's disaster plan were this non-existent, we'd all be fired. What would happen during a real tragedy?
Big Sis Strikes Again! If you love liberty, the Department of Homeland Security considers you a terrorist.
Oh dear.. now all of my readers and I share that designation....
But today's BEST news is that July 9 is NATIONAL NO BRA DAY!
Please celebrate accordingly. And send pictures.
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Monday, July 9, 2012
Wednesday, June 27, 2012
Linus Flips Nvidia the Bird
As you know, I love and use linux as my primary operating system. Our founder and spiritual leader is Linus Torvalds. Linus is a pretty bright guy, given to speaking his mind. Sometimes he's a tad grumpy, especially during this exchange about Nvidia's statement that they are flatly ignoring and not supporting linux.
What, you've never seen an octopus hitching a ride on a dolphin's genitals before?
Remember that Princely fellow William who recently got married to a Kate? Kate has apparently been shown her place by Lupo, the cocker spaniel. We here at ThermionicEmissions wish to salute William on his excellent taste in black cockers. While Marshall is upset that Lupo is an English cocker, what else can we expect from the Limeys?
Well, it's been a few days since our friends at the TSA have been in the news. This week I bring you news of a different kind of TSA story. A lady had a serious complaint about how she was groped, so she groped a TSA agent. We need more stories like this.
Over in Bedford County, Virginia, a dead dog received a voter registration form. I don't know about his voting plans, but if he ran, I'd vote for him. He has to be better than the current set.
Over at the Jerry Sandusky trial, Mrs. Sandusky took the stand for the defense today. Before the questioning got started, Mrs. Sandusky was heard to ask why Jerry kept asking her to dress up like an altar boy. [I made this up.]
And lastly, Msgr Lynn, of the Philadelphia Catholic Church sex abuse scandal, has requested house arrest instead of jail. I'm not sure but I heard that he's requesting the Ronald McDonald House arrest.
What, you've never seen an octopus hitching a ride on a dolphin's genitals before?
Remember that Princely fellow William who recently got married to a Kate? Kate has apparently been shown her place by Lupo, the cocker spaniel. We here at ThermionicEmissions wish to salute William on his excellent taste in black cockers. While Marshall is upset that Lupo is an English cocker, what else can we expect from the Limeys?
Well, it's been a few days since our friends at the TSA have been in the news. This week I bring you news of a different kind of TSA story. A lady had a serious complaint about how she was groped, so she groped a TSA agent. We need more stories like this.
Over in Bedford County, Virginia, a dead dog received a voter registration form. I don't know about his voting plans, but if he ran, I'd vote for him. He has to be better than the current set.
Over at the Jerry Sandusky trial, Mrs. Sandusky took the stand for the defense today. Before the questioning got started, Mrs. Sandusky was heard to ask why Jerry kept asking her to dress up like an altar boy. [I made this up.]
And lastly, Msgr Lynn, of the Philadelphia Catholic Church sex abuse scandal, has requested house arrest instead of jail. I'm not sure but I heard that he's requesting the Ronald McDonald House arrest.
Thursday, April 26, 2012
This Week in Porn?
Frankly, I feel kind of left out. Because most of us don't live in New York City, we're unable to take advantage (so to speak) of Bree Olson's Boob Bus. Run in conjunction with Pornhub, the Bus made stops around New York City and gave out free breast exams. Rick Santorum's panties are twisted so hard, he's singing soprano.
In related news, candidate Romney turns out to be just like his pal Santorum on porn, asking supporters to rally against adult entertainment on the web. Of course you won't read that from mainstream media in the US, which is run by approximately five people.
The only sensible candidate remains Ron Paul... a candidate who you can be proud to vote for, for once. A vote for Obama or Romney is a wasted vote for the Greater Evil.
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In related news, candidate Romney turns out to be just like his pal Santorum on porn, asking supporters to rally against adult entertainment on the web. Of course you won't read that from mainstream media in the US, which is run by approximately five people.
The only sensible candidate remains Ron Paul... a candidate who you can be proud to vote for, for once. A vote for Obama or Romney is a wasted vote for the Greater Evil.
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On Monday, President Giveaway went Full Hypocrite, announcing plans to impose sanctions on foreign governments that use modern technology to tackle anti-government protesters. And then there were the Free Speech Zones....
Speaking of Giveaways, Government Motors will be opening six hundred new dealerships! In China.
And GM will be producing Cadillacs there. Great investment, Mr. President.
Speaking of Giveaways, Government Motors will be opening six hundred new dealerships! In China.
And GM will be producing Cadillacs there. Great investment, Mr. President.
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Mob beats man unconscious on his front porch - `Now that's justice for Trayvon'.
Does this mean Florida can dispense with the trial?
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In an incredible instance of irony, a congresscritter was groped by the TSA during a patdown. Well, you and your kind voted for it; it's only fair that you reap the rewards.
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The NSA swears is doesn't do domestic interception. The NSA lies. Read about this from a female geek who is almost as crazy as this blog's owner. They stand right up in front of the august body we know as Congress and lie to them (and us).
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