Among the top 10 most surveilled cities in the world, are 8 in China, plus London and Atlanta, GA. This is based on the number of CCTV cameras per 1,000 people.
Group sex app leaks locations, pics and personal details. Identifies users in White House and Supreme Court Data leaks are nothing to laugh at. Ok, maybe just this one time....
Windows 10 is now running on over 900 million devices.
... They know this because your pc phones home to Microsoft.
Dear lefty
- You sound... less miserable today
- Not anymore
I love my wife, for so many reasons. Today it's because she talks to all of my relatives. If it weren't for her, I'd have to talk to all of my relatives. Hats off to Mrs lefty! She's like a human firewall.
Today I identify as a writer of children's books. F-cking ankle biters.
- "The meek shall inherit the earth - a 6 foot plot above them." - Robert A. Heinlein
Robert F Kennedy, Jr, has been diligently researching his father's murder.
His claim is security guard Cesar Eugene Thane killed his father, then the CIA led the coverup. The theory was made public on the day Thane died in the Philippines.
We know Sirhan was a Manchurian Candidate, programmed to kill, but have no recollection of it. There were more shots than his his small gun could produce, evidence removed, and shots from the rear. Even a Manchurian Candidate cannot shoot from the front and the rear at the same time.
Best of luck, RFK Jr. You're among the bravest people on the planet (or not wired right); being a Kennedy and researching a Kennedy's death.
My $0.02? Cesar may have pulled the trigger, but it certainly wasn't his idea. Who is powerful enough to produce a mind-controlled assassin? Definitely the CIA, possibly others. If the CIA wasn't the originating organization, who ordered them to do it? Like his brother, RFK pissed off a lot of powerful people and organizations.
Now imagine you live in a country where very powerful interests can get a very powerful government agency to kill the president of the United States and his brother, a potential democratic candidate for president. Oh wait, you don't have to imagine it. Stop and think about this for a minute, whether or not you liked the Kennedys...
- British Muslims have run the first ever pride festival.
- It starts on a rooftop and ends on the pavement.
By now, just about everybody on the planet has a reality show. We need to take the next step and I'm here to spark things. We'll call it Tase! The idea is to tune in and watch your favorite celebrities tazed on national tv. The initial promotion is that it's almost a reality show. The back side is that people call in and bid for their favorite celebs to be tazed, with all the profits going to charity. We can have all the rabble who love reality shows, with base human animalism plus charity. It has all the elements. We'll add some attractive models, a decorator mattress for the celebrities to fall on after they get tazed. We'll need a Tazemaster... Someone suggested Judge Judy, but she's the first one to get tazed. That's my only ask.
Speaking of Useless TV, there is an upcoming re-do of Walker, Texas Ranger.
...again, not an original idea in all of Hollywood.
- It's so weird having a dog who just behaves like a dog. We're pretty happy that, although she loves people food, she doesn't try to steal it.
- Until last night, when she cleaned up a plate of cheesecake and ran.
No thank you, I'd rather watch every Adam Sandler movie in chronological order.
- Multiple suicides on aircraft carrier George H.W. Bush leads to investigation...
- several in the Navy said something bad about Hillary
- the Navy is terrified that Bush will come back from the grave to get them
- disagreement over the word 'seamen'
Sometimes it's almost impossible to get a word with my wife, and it's not because we're married. She's busy (although I'm never sure with what, but she assures me she's busy, and that's good enough for me). Being the clever sort, I discovered a way to make contact every time, without fail: announce I'm going to be incommunicado, go into my office, and close the door.
This will immediately cause some sort of emergency that can only be solved by knocking on the door or standing there, waving (non-preferred) body parts, as if I can interpret what that means. When I point to the phone I'm using for a call, the gesticulation gets wilder... unfortunately I still can't interpret whatever the waving is about. When it finally sets in that I can't understand the perfectly understandable arm and leg spasms, I will be left alone. Unfortunately this will only last 60 seconds, at which time I'm presented with a note. "I'm going out front to pull weeds."
THIS is why you had to do the Interruption Dance while I was trying to hear the phone conversation?
Well, I had to let you know.
She goes to weed, I get back to my phone conversation. At this point, it's less a conversation than a monologue, as only the other person is speaking.
VOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
That's the sound of weeding. With some sort of nuclear-powered weeder that requires a small brigade of Marines to deliver and install.
Thank heavens.. the weeder stopped. I can't even hear the Marines packing the beast up. 30 seconds later, she's back and gesticulating. Again.
What is it THIS time?
I just wanted to know.
YES?
Did I disturb you?
Only when you stand near me or are within 20' of the house.
Ok, I'll be quiet.
Bless you, Dear.
BANGBANGBANGBANGBANG
OOPS, sorry. I forgot you were doing something important and was playing with my Barbie Home Jackhammer Kit.
Do you see this phone?
Yes, you're using it for something important.
Do you think you can not use construction equipment for just a few minutes longer?
I'm sorry.
Just remember, this is important.
Ok.
BANGCRASHBANGCRASH SHATTER.
JESUS FC, WHAT IS IT THIS TIME? Bowling with hammers? Tuba tuning?
Well, I was trying to be quiet since you're busy on an important call. I was being very careful and I fell into the pile of old glass decanters your dead relatives gave you in the will.
Good thing you were being quiet. I can't imagine what it would sound like if you weren't.
I promise I won't bother you again. I'll sit on the couch.
Thank you.
WELL WE'RE MOVIN ON UP... TO THE EAST SIDE... TO A DEE-LUX APARTMENT.. IN THE SKYYYYYY
What is that horrible rumble? Did you forget I was on the phone?
Well, I couldn't hear the tv, so I had to turn it up. I can't watch it if I can't hear it.
The city has men outside with sound meters, deciding whether it's noisier at the airport or here. My money's on here. Speaking of my money, may I finish this call?
Sure. I'm sorry. I just wanted to watch tv. I wasn't bothering you. I didn't knock on the door or make hand signals.
I'll get out the Cone of Silence so I can only hear the phone.
CLICK TAP BOOM BOOM CRASH CLICK TAP BOOM BOOM SNAKE NOISE.
I need to go somewhere quiet, like Syria.
Oh, sorry, was I disturbing you? I was just testing out my collection of high volume percussion instruments.
You don't by chance still have your Barbie Home Demolition Kit, do you?
No, I left that in the bulldozer.
Barbie Home Chemistry Explosive Kit?
Haven't seen that in a while.
Barbie Home Dent Hammering Kit?
Thanks for reminding me - I need to work on the car.
No you don't. Will you be quiet?
I promise.
Not a peep?
Nothing.
Thank you.
[finish call]
Dear, where are you? Honey? Darling? Coordinator of Destruction?
[silence]
What's that.. a note...
Dear lefty. You said not to disturb you, so I went to visit my cousins, 3 hours away. I know you wanted to hang out, but I figured you wouldn't mind and I didn't want to disturb you. See you in a few days.
And that's how I get 5 minutes with my wife.
Heroes of the Stupid
A Florida woman was cited after biting a truck stop camel's genitals.
so many questions, so little time....
We're deploying troops to Saudi Arabia. That's stupid from top to bottom.
SJW Follies
James Flynn wrote a book called "In Defense of Free Speech: The University as Censor." The book has been banned.
Federal judges at the US Court of Appeals went against the FCC:
"did not adequately consider the effect its sweeping rule changes will have on ownership of broadcast media by women and racial minorities."The decision has no bearing on the fact the the FCC ceased doing anything useful many years ago.
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