When You've Got Too Much Time on Your Hands

While waiting for my wife to return from her weekendly rounds, I was a little bored.  I started thinking of ways to pass too much time... feel free to chime in:

• Watch NCAA games and try to spot the Jewish players
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• Listen to Prairie Home Companion from the beginning and wait for it to get funny
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• Watch `To Catch a Predator' until someone says they came to have sex with an underage child
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• Switch tv channels until you find a non-reality show