We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.

Benjamin Franklin

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Albert Einstein

Spike Lee is obviously more stupid than anyone can be by accident.

Dick Armey

I don't care what people think. People are stupid.

Charles Barkley

Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.

Dave Barry

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

Robert A. Heinlein

In policits stupidity is not a handicap.

Napoleon Bonaparte

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

Albert Einstein

Stupidity is also a gift of God, but one mustn't misuse it.

Pope John Paul II

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

Will Rogers

I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.

Edith Sitwell

Strange as it may seem, no amount of learning can cure stupidity, and formal education positively fortifies it.

Stephen Vizinczey

There is no sin except stupidity

Oscar Wilde

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

Frank Zappa

I love to engage in repartee with people who are stupider than I am.

Ann Coulter


I can turn on some jazz guitarist, and he won't do a thing for me, if he's not playing electrically. But Jeff Beck's great to listen to.

Ritchie Blackmore

I never considered myself a songwriter, but now since I've been working with Nick Lowe, I am contributing to an extent. But I'm the guitarist and he's not, so we compliment each other in a way.

Dave Edmunds

Eric Clapton is my dream guitarist.

Carole King

If I could sing, I wouldn't be a guitarist.

Robin Trower

There's only one Sabbath Guitarist and he's the architect for everything, Tony Iommi.

Zakk Wylde

The more guitars we have onstage the better, as I'm concerned.

Bruce Dickinson

I have about 50 guitars around the house. I can't take more than a few steps without finding one to pick up.

Bill Mumy (and leftystrat, but fewer)

I've had three wives and three guitars. I still play the guitars.

Andres Segovia