Showing posts with label english cocker spaniel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label english cocker spaniel. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 23, 2018

Penny for Your Thoughts

Meet Penny    


Penny is roughly 3-4 years old and came from a shelter, before meeting her foster mom. Through many connections, we heard about her and began the adoption process. She was in a different state, so things got complicated. Penny is a red English Cocker. They differ slightly from our own American Cockers by being a little heavier, with longer snouts. Same merry temperament.

Early in the day, we went to a mall and saw an SPCA booth. I saw one dog, all chilled out, and let him sniff me. We were good; I went to pet him and he promptly bit me. They were aghast and I walked though the mall bleeding. No serious damage. I advised they should probably not adopt this one out. He was the first pit bull I met who was aggressive. Every other one was friendly and fun.

For six weeks, we attempted to get Penny here, and failed every time, due to the weather. It's a virtual rainforest here, which ate our transportation in one bite. It finally got nice and we struck.

Unfortunately this involved the Philadelphia Airport, where signage is illegal and nobody really knows where they're going. Double parking became illegal after 9-11, further protecting us by appearing to do something. Because Philly is a city of law-abiding citizens, they no longer double park; they triple park. Penny flew first class (cargo/animal) and we began the 33 minute process of finding the incoming building. One sign, pointing in the wrong direction, and no more. When we finally found it, they pointed me next door. Next door was a depot for 30 trucks, with no door. When I flagged down an employee, he sent me back to the first place. Ah, I thought, we're experiencing the Best of Philly. Back next door, I had to flag down another employee, who was doing her level best to pretend I didn't exist. I think they're city employees, which fully explains my pretend non-existence. These folks had a 20 minute huddle in the back room, eventually bringing out a Supervisor to handle my very complicated request (that they do every day as part of their job). I kept looking around for City Hall signs... the only difference was the truck depot was cleaner and the people were damn near personable... Perhaps this is the place they send city employees that aren't nasty enough to work in City Hall. Or Parking Enforcement.

Within two minutes inside the house, she had a squeaky toy and was disemboweling it on the couch. That night she jumped on the bed and slept there. If you didn't know, you'd swear she's been here forever. You'd also swear she was a puppy... she's all over the place, exploring, running around, and showing us what we need to hide, lest she get into it. She discovered the dining room table and explored by standing on two legs and inspecting it. Within seconds, she found a way up. For a smaller dog, she has a loud, deep bark, which she uses to say hello, while furiously wagging her tail. She either flies or leaps like a grasshopper, hitting the couch from several feet out.

The rescue gave us a 30 day evaluation period. Something tells me we're going longer than 30 days. She's really a sweetheart and hopefully has found her 'forever home', as the rescue people call it. We'll lose pounds walking and keeping up with her. She's going to kill my sedentary lifestyle.


Since she's only been Penny for a few months, we wanted a better name and settled on Sybil. My wife said leave it if she already knows her name and called her. She went running. Then I called her... "Fire Engine!!!!" and she came running. I stopped there, lest she come when I call "Intercontinental Ballistic Missile."



We're hoping for Marshall's ok.

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Linus Flips Nvidia the Bird

As you know, I love and use linux as my primary operating system.  Our founder and spiritual leader is Linus Torvalds.  Linus is a pretty bright guy, given to speaking his mind.  Sometimes he's a tad grumpy, especially during this exchange about Nvidia's statement that they are flatly ignoring and not supporting linux.


What, you've never seen an octopus hitching a ride on a dolphin's genitals before?


Remember that Princely fellow William who recently got married to a Kate?  Kate has apparently been shown her place by Lupo, the cocker spaniel.  We here at ThermionicEmissions wish to salute William on his excellent taste in black cockers.  While Marshall is upset that Lupo is an English cocker, what else can we expect from the Limeys?


Well, it's been a few days since our friends at the TSA have been in the news.  This week I bring you news of a different kind of TSA story.  A lady had a serious complaint about how she was groped, so she groped a TSA agent.  We need more stories like this.


Over in Bedford County, Virginia, a dead dog received a voter registration form.  I don't know about his voting plans, but if he ran, I'd vote for him.  He has to be better than the current set.


Over at the Jerry Sandusky trial, Mrs. Sandusky took the stand for the defense today.  Before the questioning got started, Mrs. Sandusky was heard to ask why Jerry kept asking her to dress up like an altar boy.    [I made this up.]


And lastly, Msgr Lynn, of the Philadelphia Catholic Church sex abuse scandal, has requested house arrest instead of jail.  I'm not sure but I heard that he's requesting the Ronald McDonald House arrest.