Your Love is Like a Cranial Injury Requiring Surgery

Much as we bitched about the Loud Family selling the house to the Loud Power Tool Family, we're sad to see the Power Tool Family move. Not that I've said more than 3 words to them.. that's what Mrs lefty is for. Mrs lefty will miss them. The only issue we had was asking the neighborhood bigot how we should feel about the mixed-race couple. Mrs lefty already already knows the new owners, who are also a racially-mixed couple. The neighborhood bigot said, "That's how they sneak in... only one of em is black. Before you know it, everyone's black. Git out now!"   At least we don't have none of them uppity ones.



The Evil Empire(s)

Microsoft accused of sharing data of Office 365 business subscribers with Facebook and its app devs

Read carefully.  MS (business) claims of privacy are false.

"In fact, contrary to its representations, Microsoft has regularly shared – and continues to share – its business customers' data with Facebook and other third parties," the complaint says. "The data is shared even when neither the customers nor their contacts are Facebook users."

Federal and other laws have been violated. Contacts have been shared.
If you think for a moment that this doesn't apply on the personal side of MS products....


Kanye for president?
Britney for vice president?
Corey Feldman for speaker?




Work has an interesting culture.
What about the Microsoft Teams BUSY indicator tells people to text and call me?  Of course this works both ways: when their indicator says PRESENTING, I like to email them to task if they're going through with the sex change operation, which pops up on their screen while they're presenting.

Also, when the company talks about sexual harassment training, why does everybody always look at me?

But seriously, it's a very unique place. There is no harassment of any kind, because people just don't care. They're busy doing (or avoiding) their work. Everybody gets along fine, even the kikes and wops and spics and micks. Sure, one lady snores so loudly that the entire area can hear her, but she'll be promoted out of there shortly. My buddies are smarter than that: they got promoted to an office, where no one can hear them snore. That's some prime napping time there.

They spend a lot of time talking about the next automatic weapon they're purchasing, so there's no talk of gun control (out loud).

Remember: not caring looks an awful lot like tolerance, so at least you have that.


Speaking of which, work has an Office Re-Opening Committee.
This ensures we will not reopen for years, if ever.



Dear lefty:

• Morris Morris, from Morrisville, Mississippi, asks why Dear lefty went missing for months
• Dear Mossie: because you're ugly and not very smart

Sydney police 'asked woman to remove tampon' in strip-search
Yet people complain when police aren't thorough....



Speaking of Australia, Wife was watching some show with bits of musicals.

Mein Gott, that's horrid. What is it?
It's Oklahoma. Haven't you ever seen Oklahoma?
No, my parents liked me.
You were deprived as a child.
You mean 'depraved.'



Told You So

When I saw the commercials for ancestry via DNA services, I said NOOOO - your results will get shared with insurers, marketers, and the feds.

lefty, you're paranoid. They specifically state they won't share.

POOF - FBI gets access to records

I told you not to put the stuff In The Cloud.

lefty, you're anti-technology. Everything's in The Cloud.

POOF - 60,000 ancestry.com records left exposed to the internet




When I was little, my friends taught me sports. Today it might look different:

Hey guys, let's play football
Yeah!

Jimmy, are you ok? Did you hurt something?
No, lefty, I'm taking a knee.
Where are you taking it?
No, this is because black lives matter.
Is this like a field goal?
No, you don't score game points - you score social points. You do it when people sing the national anthem.
Do we have to sing the national anthem when we play in the street?
Team: shut up, lefty.

Jimmy, aren't you running the wrong way down the field?
Yes, but I'm doing it for justice.
Isn't justice determined by the court system?
Team: shut up, lefty.

...which is why I play the guitar instead of sports.



SJW Silliness

The NBA commercial said that they have a fight for justice, as well as a fight for the championship.

Your Love is Like a Heatwave?

Here we are, day 2(?) of our particularly nasty heatwave.
Yesterday I did dishes next to the open window. It was so hot outside that I had to run my hands under hot water to cool down.

A good deal of the potential damage from the heat is psychological. No, really.... Mrs lefty was already up and worried at 7am, that she was going to dehydrate and sweat to death in the heat. With typical logic (NO!), I suggested she not go out.

Heh heh.

"But I have to go to Sal's," she offered.

Are the places you need to go that important?

"Well, there's Sal's and Home Repo is across the street."

Let me see if I have this right: you're worried about going out in the oppressive heat but have to go to the deli - it's an emergency.

"Yes. I'm out of the XXXX-Rated stuff."

You can get that online. Or so I hear.

"No, you pervert, the cheese."


Mrs lefty likes her sharp provolone. I save the effort of remembering which cheese it is by simply calling it Sock Cheese. It smells like dirty gym socks, marinated for an entire season in fish oil. When she puts it on something she's eating, I have to eat in the next county so I don't get ill. It's nauseating.

So you're running out in 100 degree temps, that partially disable you, to get cheese. Has Idiot Governor dubbed it Essential?

"No, *I* have dubbed it essential. Besides, I have to go to Home Repo too."

They don't sell cheese there, right?

"No I need a few things."

[Uh-oh. A few things can be anything from seeds to a lawn tractor.]

And are there any shoe stores anywhere between Home Repo and our house?

"I promise....."

[Uh-oh...]



Missouri governor's comments on the Flying AIDS and children:

“These kids have got to get back to school,” Parson told Cox. “They’re at the lowest risk possible. And if they do get COVID-19, which they will — and they will when they go to school — they’re not going to the hospitals. They’re not going to have to sit in doctor’s offices. They’re going to go home and they’re going to get over it.”

Wow.
P.S. homeschool




3 weeks ago, I ordered some parts online. One package showed up in a few days. It was in a tiny plastic bag, in an envelope that would hold cinderblocks. The 2nd tiny plastic bag arrived 3 weeks later, from California.

Huh?
I check where the parts ship from to make sure it's not China, because I don't want to wait the lifetime of a Siberean hamster to get them. These shipped from California. Has the Flying AIDS halted shipping? Or has the Flying AIDS halted shipping out of California? Has Idiot Governor Newsom enacted a law installing a wait time before shipping anything? I have literally gotten packages faster from China. Tiny electronic parts.



It Continues....

Federal judge's son, 20, is shot dead and her criminal defense attorney husband is critically injured after a gunman disguised as a FedEx driver ambushed their home - four days after she was assigned a case linked to Jeffrey Epstein

This case dealt with money laundering and a specific bank.   
The most frightened person on the face of the Earth has to be Ghislane. Not only is she in jail, but she won't get a hearing til next year. Any bets?




Indonesia is trying to crack down on bride kidnapping, where women are kidnapped for marriage. Good for Indonesia - marriage is frightening enough when you volunteer for it.



A Vaccine!

We're starting to hear about a Flying AIDS vaccine.
Beware quick miracle vaccines. Any vaccine for any malady would take a long time to come up with, then a longer time to go through clinical trials. This is science fact.




Just sayin....

"I heard on Wendy about....."

Stop. Not interested.

"I was just sayin....blah blah blah."

The problem with 'just sayin' is that you don't stop sayin....




Sexual Harassment in the Workplace
a how-to

• Always remember: workplace sexual harassment is only harassment if it's unwanted.
• One corporate manual forbade sexual 'looks.'  But only when accompanied by a tongue sticking more than 1/2" out of the mouth.
• Most organizations have completely eliminated sexual harassment: everyone works at home. This causes an undue burden on the harassers, who have to come up with new and more creative ways to harass.
• Begging for oral favors is not harassment, because it's not a condition of work. It's more of an annoyance.
• If you feel you are being harassed, contact your supervisor (or social media). This is not recommended, because you know what happens to whistleblowers... snitches get stitches.
• The Americans with Disabilities Act doubly forbids harassment of people with disabilities. This came as a shock to the people with disabilities, who would like a little harassment now and then.

My Nigerian great-grandfather sold slaves
Ooh, that's gonna be inconvenient for the SJWs....




SJW Follies

Seattle Councilmember Lisa Herbold suggests SPD fire white cops