Much as we bitched about the Loud Family selling the house to the Loud Power Tool Family, we're sad to see the Power Tool Family move. Not that I've said more than 3 words to them.. that's what Mrs lefty is for. Mrs lefty will miss them. The only issue we had was asking the neighborhood bigot how we should feel about the mixed-race couple. Mrs lefty already already knows the new owners, who are also a racially-mixed couple. The neighborhood bigot said, "That's how they sneak in... only one of em is black. Before you know it, everyone's black. Git out now!" At least we don't have none of them uppity ones.
The Evil Empire(s)
Microsoft accused of sharing data of Office 365 business subscribers with Facebook and its app devs
Read carefully. MS (business) claims of privacy are false.
"In fact, contrary to its representations, Microsoft has regularly shared – and continues to share – its business customers' data with Facebook and other third parties," the complaint says. "The data is shared even when neither the customers nor their contacts are Facebook users."Federal and other laws have been violated. Contacts have been shared.
If you think for a moment that this doesn't apply on the personal side of MS products....
Kanye for president?
Britney for vice president?
Corey Feldman for speaker?
Work has an interesting culture.
What about the Microsoft Teams BUSY indicator tells people to text and call me? Of course this works both ways: when their indicator says PRESENTING, I like to email them to task if they're going through with the sex change operation, which pops up on their screen while they're presenting.
Also, when the company talks about sexual harassment training, why does everybody always look at me?
But seriously, it's a very unique place. There is no harassment of any kind, because people just don't care. They're busy doing (or avoiding) their work. Everybody gets along fine, even the kikes and wops and spics and micks. Sure, one lady snores so loudly that the entire area can hear her, but she'll be promoted out of there shortly. My buddies are smarter than that: they got promoted to an office, where no one can hear them snore. That's some prime napping time there.
They spend a lot of time talking about the next automatic weapon they're purchasing, so there's no talk of gun control (out loud).
Remember: not caring looks an awful lot like tolerance, so at least you have that.
Speaking of which, work has an Office Re-Opening Committee.
This ensures we will not reopen for years, if ever.
Dear lefty:
- Morris Morris, from Morrisville, Mississippi, asks why Dear lefty went missing for months
- Dear Mossie: because you're ugly and not very smart
Sydney police 'asked woman to remove tampon' in strip-search
Yet people complain when police aren't thorough....
Speaking of Australia, Wife was watching some show with bits of musicals.
Mein Gott, that's horrid. What is it?
It's Oklahoma. Haven't you ever seen Oklahoma?
No, my parents liked me.
You were deprived as a child.
You mean 'depraved.'
Told You So
When I saw the commercials for ancestry via DNA services, I said NOOOO - your results will get shared with insurers, marketers, and the feds.
lefty, you're paranoid. They specifically state they won't share.
POOF - FBI gets access to records
I told you not to put the stuff In The Cloud.
lefty, you're anti-technology. Everything's in The Cloud.
POOF - 60,000 ancestry.com records left exposed to the internet
When I was little, my friends taught me sports. Today it might look different:
Hey guys, let's play football
Yeah!
Jimmy, are you ok? Did you hurt something?
No, lefty, I'm taking a knee.
Where are you taking it?
No, this is because black lives matter.
Is this like a field goal?
No, you don't score game points - you score social points. You do it when people sing the national anthem.
Do we have to sing the national anthem when we play in the street?
Team: shut up, lefty.
Jimmy, aren't you running the wrong way down the field?
Yes, but I'm doing it for justice.
Isn't justice determined by the court system?
Team: shut up, lefty.
...which is why I play the guitar instead of sports.
SJW Silliness
The NBA commercial said that they have a fight for justice, as well as a fight for the championship.
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