Saturday, July 11, 2020

Will Someone Stop that Mountain from Growling



It's brown, with a tinge of green outside today.
Perhaps if we painted sun on the blinds....


Ford employees asked the company to stop making police cars.
Ford has a African Ancestry Network (FAAN).
Employees want some kind of action by July 15th. They have clarified that sales of cars to mall cops are ok, provided they are used in malls.
Employees have also demanded..

  • a new cafeteria - a nice one, with free food and pet-sitting
  • a new hiring package with bonus, retroactive
  • reparations for black employees
  • management donates half their salaries to BLM
  • giving each employee a Chevy
  • an end to world poverty
  • paid time off for rioting protesting locally


In the Flying AIDS parade, grocery stores are now closed at night. Why? Does the Flying AIDS attack only at night? No, it's so stores can clean. Weren't stores cleaning before this bright order? Of course they were. Let me know when this starts making sense, ok?



The European hamster was added to the 'critically endangered' list.
No word on the Siberian hamster.


While it's raining, I can't help but notice the very loud construction equipment, just outside my window. Somebody told someone you can dig to China and they're probably taking it seriously. It's a nice neighborhood. Weird, but nice.



Several blasts have hit Iran in the last few weeks, but Iran wants you to know that the last blast didn't happen. Nope. Total fabrication.


Supreme Court rules half of Oklahoma is Native American land.
Native Americans tried to give it back.
BLM knocks over Indian statues, insists the Indians owe the land to them.





My dad's birthday is coming up. If anybody sees him, please send our wishes.




SJWery


BLM Effect: Linux Kernel to Adopt an Inclusive Code Language, Blocks Terms like Blacklist-Whitelist and Master-Slave

Stop. It.


Scrabble players move toward banning 200+ slurs from tournament play.
After tournaments, there will be book burnings.











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