Showing posts with label baltimore ransomware. Show all posts
Showing posts with label baltimore ransomware. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 5, 2020

Don't Try Walking - It Never Turns Out Well

Do you use an android phone or tablet?
Here's the ultimative (sic) collection of free and open source android apps.
The main way to go about this is to install F-Droid. It's an alternate store for android apps. They're all free and open-source. They don't host shitware and they are very reliable and safe. I think F-Droid is available via the Play Store. The list lists the best of the F-Droid software.



  • Ubuntu invites Win 7 users with linux switch guides
  • how-to for people who haven't



It's 22 years after the Phoenix Lights.
In 22 years, we have no solution to the case.
Twenty Two years.
If something that large hovered over a city, most would consider it rather important and possibly a threat to national security. No word on that at all.

There was a 1-2 mile craft hovering over the city of Phoenix, with thousands of people as witnesses.

The military bases in the area all claimed they had nothing in the air.
Later on, one base 'remembered' they had planes dropping flares. These were found to be dropping flares over the Barry Goldwater range. These was the official excuse for the Phoenix Lights. The problem here is that flares don't fall in locked manner that looks like an object, over an area that wasn't the Barry Goldwater range. The lights were from the 1-2 mile craft.

In theory, our monitoring technology (radar, etc) should have seen this craft, from the moment it appeared, whether from space (NORAD) or locally. Did they detect it? Are the radar results available via asking or FOIA (Freedom of Information Act)?

Also mentioned was a feeling of calm. No panic, during or after.
It happened twice.


22 years.
That seems like it would be important, as National Security goes.
Assumptions: it was a test of our technology; it was not seen on radar; it was from Elsewhere and they are afraid to release any info.


I wonder if it would have been handled differently had it appeared over Washington, DC.



Dear lefty

  • Why do you continue to do this?
  • my page hits went from 6 to 30 or 128.
  • to get chicks




  • David Hogg should marry Greta Thunberg.
  • Ultimately the marriage would fail when they realize they're both white, therefore part of the problem.



As bad as the Ring camera privacy debacle is, their app sends your data up the line too. Don't install this crap. WWLD: before you install anything, ask yourself What Would lefty Do?




  • Nearly half of Americans didn't go outside to recreate in 2018
  • Let's get that good old American spirit going to best this in 2020! We cannot afford to fail on the world stage.




Senator Edward Markey (D-Mass) called on Tesla to adopt "common sense recommendations" in Autopilot driver assist to "guarantee the safety of its technology."  Hopefully "common sense recommendations" aren't the same ones going up against the 2nd Amendment. I think the man is unreasonable, demanding Tesla inform customers that it is self-driving, and to install a driver-monitoring system.

The govt never met anything they couldn't make worse with legislation; usually involving monitoring.

Allow me to state a universal axiom of marketing: sales will go to hell if your product literally drives people into walls.  As everything on Earth somehow relates to Monty Python, there's the sketch about the Whizzo (chocolate) Assortment, where the police come to a confectioner to discuss Crunchy Frog: "But if we take the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy."



  • The Electronic Frontiers Foundation is fighting a law that would make it a felony to encourage illegal aliens to enter or remain in the US. The definition of free speech includes speech with which you disagree. Although I disagree with illegal aliens, it's still free speech. If I don't fight for their free speech, there will be nobody to fight for mine.


The other night we had our single splurge for the week: our favorite restaurant. As you can tell, we spend tons of money on luxuries. While perusing the menu, the waitress came up and said hello. She sounded nice. When I looked up from the menu, I noticed the waitress had a full beard, which is one too many beards for any waitress. I didn't see that coming. After dinner, Mrs lefty said she thought the same thing upon hearing his voice. Great waiter.



Watching tv online is always interesting and frequently surprising. I found a Smithsonian channel, which is a great one to watch. Upon watching, the Smithsonian staff had done wonders with their uniforms. Someone mislabeled the channel: instead of science, it looked like a very intimate Sports Illustrated bikini shoot. Impossibly perfect women, wearing impossible small garments for the viewers' impossible satisfaction. Each was more attractive than the previous one. It actually hurt to watch it, so I went back to looking for science channels.


  • Faceyspaces rolls out new privacy tool
  • Hopefully it works better than the NSA's


Today I identify as   Wite Out

Wite out was invented by Mike Nesmith's (The Monkees) mother.



Remember when Baltimore was hit badly by ransomware?
Legislators will legislate, and there's no exception here.
Maryland proposed legislation will outlaw the possession of malware and prevent researchers from reporting it.
The stupidity is awe-inspiring.
They're passing a law to stop ransomware. Let's examine this, shall we?
It's months ago and ransomware has infected Baltimore. Backups were non-existent, due to incompetent planning and staff, rendering their data gone.
If this law were in place at this time, how would it have prevented the infection?



  • If you use Labcorp or Quest for your bloodwork, check your credit card statement. Labcorp just had its second breach.
  • Blithering idiots.




Much has been written and said about sleep, most of it wrong.
Ever since I was a little monster (I'm a bigger monster now), I tried to find out how sleep worked. It generally worked wonderfully - I hit the pillow and slept til I got up. Then I noticed that I always woke up tired, regardless of how much sleep I got. I asked friends, family, doctors, and pr0n stars; all had different answers, none seemed correct.

Now that I'm married, the search goes on, interestingly enough, with a woman who has the mother of all sleep disorders. Neither of us can figure it out. Because of her sleep disorder, I developed the ability to sleep through a small nuclear detonation, a 44lb dog standing on my chest and circling around, a 23lb dog licking my face and and stealing the covers, and various sentient entities jumping into and falling out of the bed. We both seem to come up with the same conclusion: the less we sleep, the easier we get up and the better we feel. Naturally this is counter to everything we've been told.

If I get 7 hours, I'm tired. If I get 5 hours, I'm ok. On the weekend I can get between 6 and a lot more hours of sleep, and the more I get, the more tired I am. Sometimes it's all I can do to get from the bed to the couch, then I'm ready for my first nap of the day.

We also noticed that at no point do we feel like getting up when the alarm goes off. This is a universal truth. After all this Science, I discovered one truth/trick that is 100% effective, regardless of how much sleep you get: waking up to discover you're a few hours late for work gets you right up out of bed, with no time to be tired (or yawn). It even puts off the need for coffee, for a good few minutes or so.



  • The Great Surveillance Society continues its march to 1984: 40 colleges using phone apps to track students.
  • In 10 years, surveillance will start in kindergarden, with chips implanted in the kids' heads.




SJW Stirrings

"Please only fill out this survey if you identify as a Person of color," it read. Answers "will be used to inform our white colleagues about privilege and microaggression."   - Pete Buttigieg campaign staff


Yale will eliminate a beloved introductory art class for being too white, male, western.

A loyal reader suggested we can't make this stuff up. The people who do throw darts at subjects and string them together to come up with new stuff.


Reminder that private messages of support is another form of white supremacy.  -  @sairasameerarao







Tuesday, October 22, 2019

Your Mother Sucks YooHoo with a Straw

Bought an HP printer lately? They would like you to approve sending data to them about your device and what you print. And join their Ink Club. Haven't seen this on linux after I bought my new printer. Windows beware.



Our best wishes for the people of Dallas, who just got hit with a tornado.
Remember: for every massive, dangerous event, there will be hundreds who walk into it to take video.



Dear lefty

  • Why do people behave so poorly while driving or online?
  • Because if you put a windshield or keyboard in front of people, you get Instant Asshole<tm>.



No thank you, I'd rather  wear a MAGA hat to an antifa riot



  • In China, knives are registered to a person's ID and must be kept tied down.
  • The UK is jealous.
  • There are surveillance cameras everywhere.
  • The US is jealous.
  • Children are looked out for when parents are sent to re-education camps.
  • Bill De Blasio is jealous.



  • I'm sure it's physics, but I'm not too good with physics. When I pick up one of those tumblers that keep coffee warm and push the button, it goes POP, and sprays coffee in my face. Now I know how Mrs lefty feels.



Today I identify as my wife's bra - I hold them up all day



  • True to its idiotic functions, the Senate passed a ransomware law. It will 'protect' Chuck Schumer's district schools from ransomware.
  • Schumer is also working on a law to protect schools from bad weather and cancer.



Come for the disaster, stay for the finger-pointing

Councilman "mind-boggled" by Baltimore City IT department ineptitude.

This is irony in its highest form: a councilman being mind-boggled, and referring to a department as inept.

Not that he doesn't have something of a point.... IT audit information was kept on individual computers, not on servers, and not backed up. That's certainly inept. I think the entire process should be audited, from acquisition to education, to actual use. I have a hunch there will be 'irregularities' found at each step.

Meanwhile, the taxpayers are on the hook for $18 million (so far). Because you KNOW no one else is going to pay... the taxpayers will soon be mind-boggled too.




Heroes of the Stupid

A five year autistic old boy has been put on record as a sex offender after hugging a classmate.

Tesla's autopilot has been found partially responsible for a crash on an L.A. freeway. Out of a long ride, the 'driver' had his hands on the wheel for 51 seconds, none of which were close to the crash, when he was looking down at something. The manual repeatedly states not to do this. He had a copy of the manual, but never read it.  Once again, the technology is not ready for prime time.



SJW Ravings

Mattel's newest dolls can be boys, girls, neither, or both.

  • Quantum doll: identifies as both, but only when you observe it
  • Republican doll: refers to abortion as murder, blames democrat doll, raises taxes and debt
  • Democrat doll: criminalizes speech, blames republican doll, raises taxes and debt
  • Libertarian doll: leaves the other dolls alone, why are you asking?
  • Car Mechanic doll: looks roughly the same, regardless of gender
  • Common features: believe they can be anything! (by claiming they are)
  • Hollywood doll: identifies as neither gender, identifies as important, blames republican doll


Seattle Public Schools have a K-12 Math Ethnic Studies Framework.
You read that right.
Allow me to give you highlights:




  • Power and oppression, as defined by ethnic studies, are the ways in which individuals and groups define mathematical knowledge so as to see “Western” mathematics as the only legitimate expression of mathematical identity and intelligence. This definition of legitimacy is then used to disenfranchise people and communities of color. This erases the historical contributions of people and communities of color.
  • Students will be confident in their ability to construct & decode mathematical knowledge, truth, and beauty so they can contribute to their experiences and the experiences of people in their community 
  • Mathematical theory and application is rooted in the ancient histories of people and empires of color
  • ​Where does power and oppression show up in our math experiences?
  • How has math been used to resist and liberate people and communities of color from oppression?
  • Gravity is culturally oppressive, By accepting the white definition of gravity as 'a law,' it oppresses people of color and people who see gravity as more of a suggestion.   [I made this up]
  • This can't be real. If it is, I'm even more glad I don't have kids.


    New York City attacks the First Amendment with a $250,000 fine for saying "Illegal Alien." This is patently unconstitutional and will fall with the first lawsuit.




    This is a 1979 left handed Fender antigua Stratocaster.
    Underneath is my well-played 1977, which is my favorite.
    I want this guitar very badly.
    The guitar store wants $4,000 plus shipping (from Japan). The guitar is worth maybe half that. This is the major problem with being left handed.
    I am sad.


    1979 lefty Fender antigua Stratocaster


    my 1977 lefty Fender antigua Stratocaster