Dear lefty:
- If I do a security audit and discover one of the VPs comes in on the weekend to look at granny porn, what do I do?
- Do what the VP does: nothing.
Then appears the dog, with a candy bar, which she drops on the floor. (chocolate is poison for dogs)
Did my dog just bring me a candy bar?
If it was for her, she would have eaten it.
That is all.
Update: a few days later, more candy. We need to get her on tv.
- I didn't want to be the one to have to say it, but Camila Cabello is hot.
- I hear she's a singer, but I don't want to spoil the image by listening.
- Who is Mary J Bilge?
- Somebody turned me on to Bill Nelson. He's a great guitar player, but his music isn't listenable (to me). There's a rockin solo, surrounded by something like Devo but much worse. Synth-pop.
Best Headline: Bomb squad investigating reports of a possible small nuclear reactor in side a garage in Columbus, OH. America is the land of opportunity and invention. They could create a transporter and the bomb squad would still show up.
Today I identify as that tiny, triangular window that used to be in front of the front window in cars.
RIP Rene Auberjonois (79), Star Trek and character actor, from lung cancer.
- Rashida Tlaib and Ilhan Omar both suspected of campaign fund theft before completion of their first term.
- Watch these ladies: they proved they're real politicians in their first month. They will go far!
- Well, they got caught, so there's room for growth, but still...
Anybody hear any tolerable xmas music?
Not 'grandma got run over by a reindeer' - something worth listening to.
This is a real standard, but it's not music.
This is a new one on me - might be the one.
Ford is going to use McDonalds' roasted coffee bean husks to manufacture car parts. Now your car will go faster in the morning.
- Scientists' brains shrink after an extended stay in Antarctica
- Wait til they discover Faceyspaces!
a report from The Guardian: The gene editing performed on Chinese twins to immunize them against HIV may have failed and created unintended mutations, scientists have said after the original research was made public for the first time. You mess with a building block that you don't fully understand and it may have unintended consequences? Who knew?
- Linux has a kill command. It's a shame real life doesn't.
The press is hostile to the idea of liberty. Most people in the press are for big government. Most people think that the solution to anything, whether it's health care problems, education, whatever it is - it's got to be more government." - Harry Browne
- Hillary Clinton tweets "In the United States of America, no one is above the law."
- Everybody was waiting for the lightning bolt. Even Mother Nature is afraid of her.
There are fewer than 40 cases since it was first described in 1827.
Ossification of the penis. The penis is literally transformed into bone.
Let's see..... penis... bone... ossification.... nah - it's too easy. You do it.
I was right. Again.
I predicted that Melania Trump, a stunning First Lady (imo), does not appear and is not worshiped in the press, like Mrs Obama. This includes mainstream media and fashion press. No one says you have to like her husband, but to exclude her because of him is partisan and childish.. like the press.
Heroes of the Stupid
A polyamorous woman is pregnant by one of her four partners. No to worry - they'll all raise the baby as a 'family.'
Domain transfers at gunpoint are actually illegal. So he didn't get the domain, but he got 14 years.
SJW Shenanigans
Trans activist Jessica Yaniv (WAX MY BALLS!) is again airing her grievances: this time she's complaining that gynecologists won't see her. Someone needs to explain to these doctors that
Comedian Ricky Gervais said, "It's disgusting that a qualified gynaecologist can refuse to check a lady's c*ck for ovarian cancer"
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