Thursday, December 19, 2019

No Sex, Please - There's a New Star Wars

Unfortunately I've been saddled with Windows 10 at work. Further up on top of this is our Pages section. Read Windows 10 if you want to hear the stories.


"The Walt Disney Co. is asking exhibitors worldwide to warn moviegoers that Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker may pose a seizure risk to audience members with photosensitive epilepsy," 

[correction]
"The Walt Disney Co. is asking exhibitors worldwide to warn moviegoers that Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker ticket prices and tired, endless drawn-out sequels may pose a seizure risk to audience members" 



  • RIP Marie Fredriksson (61), from cancer. Sang in Roxette (The Look, It Must've Been Love).


Dear lefty:  

  • What's the difference between a smart tv and a dumb tv?
  • Its owner

The man who called 911 to report that he was injured by his homemade contraption, which authorities thought was a nuclear reactor may be charged with inducing a panic. There was no radiation, no nuclear power, and the device was a homemade capacitor.  The neighborhood was evacuated for a few hours. The guy didn't purposely incite panic. Now that his neighbors know who he is, he'll no doubt be very popular with them.   Hey Bob, I need a few capacitors - can you whip me up something in the garage? 



Tesla wants to clean windshields with laser beams.
I want people to clean my entire car with bikinis.



  • Check this out, by Richard Dolan - a great ufo researcher and author. Watch a few of his videos and make up your own mind.


Today I identify as  a folding chair




In his latest emission, Bernie Sanders promised free high-speed internet for all.  He also announced free houses, free cars, and free wildly-increased taxes.


  • Your privacy is gone - you just don't know it yet


Mercedes Benz and Bosch are testing self-driving taxis in San Jose.
What kind of leap of faith does this require? Drive - watch out for that.....OW!



Essential smart tv security tips to protect your privacy.
  1. don't buy a smart tv (good luck)
  2. don't plug it into a network
  3. if the FBI has issued a warning about smart tv's, you should probably start taking an interest (they're just jealous)
  4. READ the agreements before blindly agreeing
  5. read the article



Yes, I want to go to the recording studio
But they use Macs. 
As soon as they hit RECORD, either the Mac or I will sizzle
This is a predicament.


Work asked me for a personal development plan.
How the hell should I know? Nobody ever discussed it with me.
Guess I'll have to wing it...

  • Develop my ability to keep the job
  • Develop skills to answer any boss in the correct way, so they leave me alone, while feeling satisfied
  • Develop raise-earning strategies
  • Develop ways of ensuring that my skills do not make me look like a leader - just a bright tech guy. Don't make me manage people!
  • Knowing when to stop. Also, the ability to stop


Cinnamon Coke?
Revolutionary.
Also new for 2020: Oregano Coke, Garlic Coke, Diesel Exhaust Coke, and Orange Vanilla Diet Coke.   Oops, one of those already exists. Guess which one.

Science News: licelike insects munched on dinosaur feathers around 100 million years ago.  Politics truly is the oldest profession.




Heroes of the Stupid  


5 myths that anti-porn crusaders keep repeating

Ring footage will give location to the square inch. So get out there and buy!
Get another for inside the house!

AT&T is raising DirecTV prices again, despite losing millions of customers.
Then they'll complain while customers continue to drop cable.



SJW Silliness   

Greta Thunberg is on the cover of Time, as their Person of the Year.
Fighting the patriarchy does pay!






Do not mourn - celebrate a man who lived life entirely on his own terms




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