I'm getting Windows 10 forced on me at work. I tried begging, whining, doctors notes, and faking death, but I can't get out of it. Before it arrives, I figured I'd need to know how it works (if it works). The best way is to download a VM (virtual machine), so I can run it in VirtualBox, where it won't interfere with my system. You can do this too - it's free and runs on all OSes.
I got ahead of myself, though. As soon as my system found out I was downloading Win 10, it started groaning. Then my stomach started groaning. When I went to ms.com, my browser refused to go. The cherry on top was when the (6g) download stopped for no particular reason. Yeah, this is Windows.
While we're on my favorite software company, Outlook 365 just told me I have Analytics! I'd rather have no lytics, thank you. This little piece of.... software... notes what you do and recommends things. What kind of black arts are they forcing on us now? If you are unfortunate enough to be subjected to this too, go to 'manage addons' and unselect it. People seriously want to know why I don't love Microsoft.
Twitter Headline: Trump impeachment proceedings started November 2016.
If we accept that nuts are in some salads and cream is in some salad dressings, then my huge-ass nut brownie with ice cream and whipped cream is a salad.
Don't you hate when you hear this?
This is your captain - don't panic, but does anybody have any flight experience? There is no need to panic.
- Egypt will be launching its first satellite.
- The payload is secret, but it will fire on Israeli satellites.
Hey Joe...
Every now and then, you hear some lyrics that apply, to you or others.
TOMORROW - Joe Walsh
Tomorrow
Makin a list of things to do
And when I wake up
Gonna cross off a few
There must be millions of reasons
Try and explain but you're never through
When they give you 24 hours
Only so much a man can do
Tomorrow
Made up my mind
Gonna get busy
Come from behind
Today
I'm staying right where I am
Break a few rules
Make a few plans
There's thousands of things
Keep you from doing what you wanna do
And if it isn't this then it's that
Back where it's at and you're never through
There must be millions of reasons
Thousands of things, just to name a few
I'm gonna spend the rest of today
Making a list of things to do
But I'll do em all tomorrow
Dear lefty
- What do you think of the debates the other night?
- What debates?
Doctors are harnessing the power of Artificial Intelligence to watch porn while pretending to look at xrays.
Objective reality doesn't exist, according to a quantum experiment.
So remember, while you're reading this, that neither you not the blog exists.
Today I identify as one of those round, tubelike bumps on your power cords.
Batman and Robin are set to update, and they've gone Full SJW:
- Robin wears a bitchin frilly costume and identifies as the 234th gender
- chapter title- Batman and Robin: 2 Men in Leather
- Batman Lets Robin Drive
- Batman and Robin shoot the evil gun-owners
- Our heroes join the protest against white men in the comic book genre
- Robin identifies as black: black groups say No Thanks.
- Batman PSA - "Kids - never leave the cave without your Bat Rubbers"
Just so you know, Steve Winwood's brother is Muff Winwood.
Security and Privacy
These 2 are Sadly Related Required Reading. There IS no privacy, but you need to know why....
How Knightscope's security robots surveil the public
The fantasy of opting out
No thank you, I'd rather politely ask the goog to stop tracking me.
So about those search engines.... we know not to use goog. We know I like duckduckgo.com. After reading this, you won't use Startpage. Let's guess that being bought by a behavioral ad company makes the confidentiality and results suspect.
Heroes of the Stupid
A suspicious vehicle tried to enter the White House Grounds, but was quickly stopped. Driver rumored to 'look a lot like Joe Biden.'
SJW Standings
"Perhaps I am mistaken...
but it seems like the majority of go-fund-mes are for the Extreme Left. Many are getting rich, without a real cause." - Twitter
The San Diego Public Library system discontinued fines to alleviate inequity.
Next week they will give books away to obtain peace on earth.
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