Since this blog is here to document the decline of its writer, one might think I've finally gone off the deep end. No, you are not so lucky. I'm damn near as sharp as when I left.
I also notice that the blog numbers, although ludicrously small, are still greater than when I was writing before. That alone should tell me something.....
In addition to my great hatred of mowing, I've discovered a strong dislike for other mowers. Not exactly the mowers themselves, but the fsking noise of the blasted devices. I'm sitting here, doing my first blog entry in months (?) and the noise is spectacularly annoying, like a Yoko concert.
Hoping my mind still has enough gunpowder to produce something entertaining, here we go....
Those of you long-term readers know what's up... I was abducted by aliens. I had to insist on the anal probing.
Across the street is the Construction Project That Will Never End. I think they started it during the Carter administration, and the noise continues. The block is set up so all the noise comes directly into my office. Jealous, my next door neighbor decided to have some construction done, which obviously comes right into my office. I almost long for the days when I had to go to work, then pray for a hurricane.
Our hearts go out to Florida, where as of last night, 1.6 million were without power. In North Carolina, many were without towns - they got washed away last week.
If only people did this in my pool....
Administrators say it couldn't have been the students - they can't read.
YOUR ELECTRIC RAZOR SUCKS...
she said to me.
Ummmm.... how would you know this, I said to her.
I had to use it.
You didn't HAVE to use it.
Yes I did.. I have some scabs and needed to shave around them.
This is the entire reason your father hates you, right?
Umm... yeah. We all used to borrow his razor.
I wonder if this explains the bent dinner knives....
I have to start learning basic video editing (in linux). I'm doing the research, but does anybody have any recommendations? Many of the programs are cross-platform.
The British are pissed. Fscking pissed. How do we know?
Sue Gray, the Prime Minister's chief of staff. has caused the populace to become flipping mad.
Do you have any idea how mad flipping mad is? The term is used for serial killers and tax increases.
In the past weeks, it has been revealed that more companies are stealing your data and forgot to let you know. LinkedIn (Faceyspaces for adults) is the latest.
