Wednesday, October 16, 2024

The Future of Earth Hinges on Sea Snot



The Future of Earth Hinges on Sea Snot  (I don't even have to make this stuff up)

Dammit, I thought it was something to do with Taylor Swift - everything else is.


Oklahoma Opens Bids For Bibles In Every School With Curiously Specific Requirements

Oklahoma: where men are men, women walk behind men, and the state Superintendent fscks sheep. What we need here is an appearance by Friends of the First Amendment, aka the Satanists. The moment they show up, the insistence on a specific brand of religion will be entirely gone.

 In other news: the kids still can't read.


Breakdancers at risk for “headspin hole,” doctors warn

Also at risk for people laughing at them.

But wait, breakdancing is featured in the summer olympics, proving the olympics have jumped the shark. The next event will be mirrored sunglasses and amount of ass-crack showing before pants fall down.


25% of Adults Suspect Undiagnosed ADHD

I think they might have a point... Is that dirt or a bug?


ESA astronaut on the difference between flying in a Soyuz and piloting a Crew Dragon
  • Dragon has seats 
  • Dragon has parachutes
  • Soyuz keeps astronauts busy, voting for which part will break first
  • Dragon has bathroom - Soyuz has paper bags
  • Soyuz can probably get home
  • Dragon has room for breakdancing

 

Human sense of smell is faster than previously thought, new study suggests

Especially when it involves dirty diapers
 



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