Dammit, I thought it was something to do with Taylor Swift - everything else is.
Oklahoma: where men are men, women walk behind men, and the state Superintendent fscks sheep. What we need here is an appearance by Friends of the First Amendment, aka the Satanists. The moment they show up, the insistence on a specific brand of religion will be entirely gone.
In other news: the kids still can't read.
Also at risk for people laughing at them.
But wait, breakdancing is featured in the summer olympics, proving the olympics have jumped the shark. The next event will be mirrored sunglasses and amount of ass-crack showing before pants fall down.
25% of Adults Suspect Undiagnosed ADHD
I think they might have a point... Is that dirt or a bug?
- Dragon has seats
- Dragon has parachutes
- Soyuz keeps astronauts busy, voting for which part will break first
- Dragon has bathroom - Soyuz has paper bags
- Soyuz can probably get home
- Dragon has room for breakdancing
Human sense of smell is faster than previously thought, new study suggests
Especially when it involves dirty diapers
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