Due to Global Warming its been really cold for a really long time. Last week's snow is still all over the ground because it hasn't melted. There is a particularly interesting sheet of ice in the driveway by the car. Just under the driver's door. Prone to falls I told Wife to be careful. You know what's coming- right? She gets in and out of the car without incident. I just slipped and went immediately to ground. If I were a neighbor I'd be howling with laughter - it was that funny to watch. My eye wasn't quite as amused as I went down knee first -then eye. I knew I'd develop a shiner and figured I'd have to tell everybody that my wife punched me. Fortunately for her all I got was some scratches. Unfortunately for me I've been sore for two days. Wife informs me there is no such thing as Falling on Ice Sex.
John Played with Whitesnake, Thin Lizzy, and Blue Murder.
He was known for his huge tone and virtuosic playing.
Last year we lost Ed Mann, Frank Zappa's long-term percussionist. He could pound the vibes like no one else.
I had my first breakfast burrito yesterday.
G-bus it was horrible.
Make no mistake - I like burritos... just not with real imitation egg product in them. And flat, tasteless bacon. How do you have tasteless bacon when it is ordered with double bacon? I think everything they order for breakfast comes in flat cubes in a box; this includes the eggs. I make a pretty good egg. My dog makes a pretty good egg. The convenience store, known for their food too, does not make a good egg. Plus it's flat. If the food doesn't look good, it probably doesn't taste good, and this was no exception.
I tried to form polite words to the person who arrived with the burrito.... I can't name her, other than to say she's my Wife. She, too, makes a good egg.... she just doesn't buy a good egg.
- Google Privacy Settings You Should Change Right Now
Mice With Two Dads Have Been Created Using CRISPR
Republicans are outraged calling it an abomination and demanding laws against it
claiming it will lead to unsupervised Internet usage, endanger kids, and possibly restrict kids' exposure to conservative viewpoints. "The government shouldn't be complicit in harming students or impeding parents' ability to decide what their kids see by subsidizing unsupervised access to inappropriate content," Cruz said.
- You mean like restricting access to pr0n sites Ted? Hypocrite much?
Perhaps Ted Cruz should restrict pr0n sites for law enforcement officers.....
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