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HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

*It's not difficult to make a woman happy.*
         *A man only needs to be:

         1. a friend
         2. a companion
         3. a lover
         4. a brother
         5. a father
         6. a master
         7. a chef
         8. an electrician
         9. a carpenter
         10. a plumber
         11. a mechanic
         12. a decorator
         13. a stylist
         14. a sexologist
         15. a gynecologist
         16. a psychologist
         17. a pest exterminator
         18. a psychiatrist
         19. a healer
         20. a good listener
         21. an organizer
         22. a good father
         23. very clean
         24. sympathetic
         25. athletic
         26. warm
         27. attentive
         28. gallant
         29. intelligent
         30. funny
         31. creative
         32. tender
         33. strong
         34. understanding
         35. tolerant
         36. prudent
         37. ambitious
         38. capable
         39. courageous
         40. determined
         41. true
         42. dependable
         43. passionate
         44. compassionate

         WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

         45. give her compliments regularly
         46. love shopping
         47. be honest
         48. be very rich
         49. not stress her out
         50. not look at other girls

         AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

         51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
         52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
         53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

         IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

         54. Never to forget:
         * birthdays
         * anniversaries
         * arrangements she makes*


         *
         HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
         *
         *1. Show up naked

                 2. Bring alcohol*



NOTE:  alcohol optional

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