Going to the Carnival

Carnival Cruises is in deep shit again.  By that I mean for the third time, a Carnival ship has experienced broken plumbing.  These people cannot seem to get it right.  The only positive here is that the ship was docked, not dead in the middle of some ocean somewhere.

An esteemed coworker wondered aloud why it is that every time there is a systems failure on a Carnival ship, it immediately affects the plumbing.

First Mate, the anchor has broken - man the toilets!

Captain - our radios have failed.  I'll get the toilet paper. 

Let me be the first to suggest some minor changes in their advertising:

Excrement Cruise Lines
Come Cruise with Us (and Shit)