Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Hey Hey, It's the Pope

White smoke billowed from some chimney or other in Rome and the Catholics have a new pope.  Good for them (I hope).

If anyone has been watching CNN, the follies have been most notable.  We watch it at work with no sound and the first thing I noticed was wall-to-wall Pope Coverage.  The captions were amazing: there was one that said Cardinals Locked Away.  I kept thinking they should be.  The cardinals vowed secrecy.  Of course they vowed secrecy - how else could they have kept their scandals out of the light for so long?

My boss wondered what the hospitality arrangements were, probably because he came from that background.  He decided that there would be no mints on their pillows; instead, they would each get a little boy.

At least my boss stays relevant.


In other happy news, President Obama's people have fixed him up yet again, this time with the new Miss Israel, Yityish Aynaw, 22.  What makes me really go into high gear is that Miss Aynaw, 22, is the first black Miss Isreal, hailing from Ethiopia.  Yes, that's right, people, there are Ethiopian Jews.
Israel has proven their impartiality and total lack of racism by fully accepting an attractive young woman.  Of course they sterilized the less attractive ones, but hey, you can't be perfect all of the time.


Let's see... so far I have made sport of the pope and the Jews.  Impartiality would indicate that next up would be the Muslims.  So, with that in mind, let me tell you the latest about Obamacare (there's nothing funny in the news about Muslims today).  The next time you take your dog, cat, sloth or child to the vet, it's going to cost you more because of Obamacare.  One of the many taxes to pay for this juggernaut is on medical equipment, including veterinary equipment.  And rest assured, the vets will pass the tax onto their customers.

And while I'm talking Happy News, your president is quite sure there is no debt crisis.  This man has clearly been drinking his own Kool Aid for way too long.

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