Most of them are ill-advised.
You can talk at them and tell them and advise them, but POOF - up they go.
Learn from these misguided ballfaces.
Ask yourself one question: "Will I be proud of this when I'm somebody's grandparent?"
So, kids, take your penis out of that woman (or man), put it back in your pants, and sing or something. That will be a lot less difficult to explain to the grandkids than sodomy. If you don't care, wait 5 years and ask yourself again.
Bob: Bill! Howya doin?
Bill: Oh great, man. How are you?
Bob: Couldn't be better. How's the family?
Bill: Well, Susan's fine. You remember my daughter, Wendy?
Bob: Sure - how's she?
Bill: Great. She's an escort.
Bob: You must be very proud.
And they say *I* have no filters....
It took the better part of a year to figure out the dog's smarter than me.
Penny - wanna go outside? POOF - to the door.
Penny - let's go nite nite. POOF - up the steps, into bed.
Penny - wanna go for a ride in the car? POOF - to the door.
Penny - take out the trash, please - [dumb look]
Oldest material on Earth discovered
Unrelated: Nancy Pelosi strongly objects to her baby rattle on display.
- Cut undersea cable plunges Yemen into days-long internet outage
- Last time there were 2 cut, a letter agency's ships were in the area
The military is building long-range facial recognition that works in the dark.
Of course they are.
Google plans to drop tracking cookie support by 2022.
Since this amounts to shooting themself in the foot, wait for the other shoe to drop.
Verizon offers no-tracking search engine - promises to protect your privacy.
Kick the ball, Charlie Brown.
Want to try linux? Check out Linux Lite
Should you use linux?
Microsoft's new Edge browser released - what you need to know
Don't use it.
US may subsidize Huawei alternatives with $1.25 billion fund
Oh look - reps and dems came together and it's going to cost you. Every time they come together it's going to cost you. Like the recent budget bill....
European lawmakers want all phones to have same charger
Apple wet its pants laughing.
Bose is closing all of its retail stores in North America, Europe, Japan, and Australia
Requires closing 8 countries and a special adapter for full fidelity
I'm at work, on a conference call. The audio is LOUD, and the volume control won't turn it down. *$(#ing Windows 10, I say to myself. After some examination, I figure it out: Bluetooth managed to connect one machine's audio to another machine's speakers. By itself.
Today I identify as large crud cottage cheese with anchovies
Alex Winter (Bill and Ted's Great Adventure) has finally finished his documentary on Frank Zappa. Alex had unprecedented access to all the music, interviews, and family documents. This was a labor of love and backed by fans (I contributed to the Kickstarter). It will premiere at the South by Southwest Festival in Austin, Texas. I won't exactly be able to fly there, but can't wait for it to go national.
Speaking of the great Frank Zappa, he often cited Edgar Varese as an influence. I listened to some Varese recently, and there's absolutely no doubt about his influence. This is not the influence that made it to Catholic Girls or Titties and Beer; it's the one that led to what I've heard called 'cartoon music'. Orchestral music plus binging and bonging and percussion. Give him a listen if you like the Zappa stuff.
- Google researchers used neural networks to make weather forecasts
- They had to be more accurate than the guys on tv
The president wants Apple to unlock the phone of a shooter.
Meh- it's only the Constitution.
Dating and fertility apps among those snitching to 'out of control' ad tech
- Text alerts: Time to Fuck!
- Text alerts: Call her, dammit
- ads from diaper companies
- ads for pregnancy tests
- ads for maternity bras
- ads for lacy bras
DING: text message
Welcome to Bob's Health System appointment reminders.
DING: reality
Why yes, I have an appointment, but my welcome did not remind me of it.
- A Komodo dragon destroyed a BBC camera by trying to have sex with it
- You know you're doing it right when your partner can no longer move!
How digital sleuths unravelled the mystery of Iran's plane crash.
Iran had to admit they shot it down. "In error".
- Parasite that makes mice unafraid of cats may quash other fears.
- Dentist?
Heroes of the Stupid
"Nasal Ranger" nasal smell-amplifier to crack down on marijuana
I keep looking for the April Fools date.
The war on drugs is a dismal failure. The only people who benefit are the people hired for it, plus the contracts, like above.
SJW Snottiness
Associate dean at University of Illinois came out in defense of mandatory diversity statements in university hiring practices... because "traditional markers of mathematical excellence" get in the way of diversity."
In other words, smart people are disrupting the cause of diversity.
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