What happened to the animals on the original endangered species list?
- Sri Lanka's government said that organizers of the Enrique Iglesias concert should be "whipped with toxic stingray tails" as punishment for the "uncivilized behavior" of female fans. Yes, yes, send the uncivilized women here!
More proof that 2016 is here: spray-on condoms and remote control bras. Bond - James Bond.
- Our good friends at Microsoft have enabled disk encryption by default. This is a very good thing. However, if you run Win10 and have logged in via your MS account, MS has a copy of your recovery key. That's right, MS has access to your system, via hacker, bad employee, or law enforcement. The linked article will show you how to delete the key stored at MS.
In news that nobody could have seen coming, emergency room visits caused by distracted walking are going through the roof. Or the pavement.
The new Dish DVR lets you record up to 16 shows at once and watch 4 HD channels simultaneously. And if you do either of these things, you have serious issues that extend beyond DVRs. Perhaps a little Ritalin would help. Or a lot of Ritalin.
Pat Harrington, 'Schnieder' on One Day at a Time, has gone off to join Bonnie Franklin 'Mrs Romano'.
Happy 40th anniversary to Frampton Comes Alive! Reactions to this will be as follows:
- Thirty five asylum seekers in Stockholm asked to be relocated because they claim the current facility is haunted. The illegal aliens in the US are already suing for numerous perceived injustices.
I'm dying here.... check out the best news bloopers of 2015. The winner might be the Kardashian rant - decide for yourselves.
- So this 18 year-old California robbery suspect got caught because he put up a Snapchat selfie.
The new Dish DVR lets you record up to 16 shows at once and watch 4 HD channels simultaneously. And if you do either of these things, you have serious issues that extend beyond DVRs. Perhaps a little Ritalin would help. Or a lot of Ritalin.
- There has been yet another instance of a man trying to steal steak by putting it down his pants. I suggest we all take the weekend and do some science: shove some steak down your pants and see if it does anything for you. DO NOT TRY THIS AT THE STORE.
If you happened to be wandering about St Peter's Basilica the other day, you may have seen a naked, 'deranged' nurse strolling around, screaming, "I'm from Brazil" in Portuguese. Oddly enough, the police took him on a stroll to the Happy Place. The Vatican referred to him as deranged. Some of the priests asked for a personal interview. For employment purposes, of course.
- What about my purchase history with Ticketmaster makes them think I want 'best seats in the house for An Evening with Neil Sedaka?' Jeff Beck? Joe Walsh?
Happy 40th anniversary to Frampton Comes Alive! Reactions to this will be as follows:
- Huh?
- FORTY?
- God I'm old
- Huh?
Listen again. Those are some GREAT tunes, some still played by Same Classic Rock Songs All the Time stations.
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