Monday, June 27, 2011

There's a Theme Here, but I Don't Know What it is...

Iran to Blast Monkey Into Space

No comment from Ahmedinijad yet...


Michelle Bachmann mixes up John Wayne and serial killer John Wayne Gacy

The republicans have a really interesting strategy going this time: two hot women with severe mental deficiencies. But in the `even a broken clock is right twice a day' department, Bachmann stated that we cannot afford another Obama term.  Ok, I'll agree there.


The Supreme Court shot down California's violent video game ban as unconstitutional.  Scalia stated, "Even where the protection of children is the object, the constitutional limits on governmental action apply."

Way to go, Supremes!  Of course one wonders about all the other decisions made for the children, not to mention the constitutionality of the FCC itself.....


TSA orders woman, 95, to remove adult diaper during 45-minute search...

Apparently the TSA has borrowed the republicans' image consultants.


Woman Arrested After Allegedly Spraying Deputies With Breast Milk...

Do you think she has a laser sight on those things?  Do they require a permit?  Talk about .38 specials!


The World Court has ordered that Gadhafi be arrested.   They neglected to mention if this is before or after we get done bombing him...


In honor of New York's decision to allow gay marriage (why shouldn't they be as miserable as the rest of us?), a study appearing in the journal Psychological Science shows that the most accurate gay-dar belongs to ovulating women.

Yes, you read that right.  Now as far as regular old biology and reproduction go, I have no trouble understanding why this might be important.  I just don't understand how it is possible.  Especially as the study had the ovulating women looking at pictures and coming to a decision.  Apparently the closer they get to peak ovulation, the more accurate they are.

Of course the more conspiratorial among us might make something of the fact that this study came from Toronto.  Toronto, as we know, is right next to Quebec.  In Quebec, French is the official language.

Draw your own tenuous conclusions.


  1. I'll give you that Palin is hot, the other one, not so much.

    Besides, anyone who saw the exchange on "Face the Nation" yesterday should now know that Bachmann is way past stupid, and not clever enough to cover her egregious errors.

    Supreme Court decision on gaming - well, even a broken clock is correct twice a day. It is nice however, with all the problems we have here in Ca, we did not need any more. [My son, though over 18 now, still gets very worked up about this, and was happy to see that the Governator didn't get this one pushed into effect.]

  2. I believe everything negative can be traced back and directly attributed to El Nino OR Kelly Clay!

  3. I was reading about that poor 95 year old potential Jihadist being terrorized by the TSA. WTF is the world coming to? Can we rush down to Hell in the handbasket any faster? *sigh* I should be ranting about this on my own blog, but it's too hot in Florida for that much effort at the moment.