You get situations like this, where the State, via the TSA, turns a profit on items not allowed on planes. These items, as it were, are right next to items seized in drug raids.
President Giveaway, true to his name, is giving away a billion in mortgage relief. Funny, I didn't get extended jobless benefits or mortgage relief, even when the stock market ate most of my retirement money. I also didn't get relief when the IRS screwed up and cost me ten grand.
Why are we bailing out, as opposed to bailing?
Let's take a moment, once again, to Celebrate Texas. They are about to tell the federal government where to place their light bulb ban. Remember - when we criminalize light bulbs, only criminals will have light bulbs.
But rest assured - they'll never be used for domestic spying.
Now stop that laughing.
I leave you tonight, with the words of my grade school health teacher, on the topic of what to do about crabs:
"You shave half of your testicles. You set the other half on fire. When the crabs flee to the non-burning side, you stab them."
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