Thursday, September 15, 2011

Cuckoo for Samurai Puffs?

Shirtless, Samurai Sword-Wielding Man Marching 'Like A Drum Major' On Indiana Highway...

Tells Police He's 'Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs'...

SOUTHWEST Passenger Arrested For Not Turning Off Cell Phone...

Six ways your car can spy on you.

DC bus driver throws man onto ground...
Perhaps he had his cell phone on....

SEPTA Driver Shot, Drives Bus to Hospital   
Say what you want about SEPTA (I call them the Septic System) but you have to love this lady's determination (and drive).


Woman dies after injecting hot beef fat into face...
Not exactly what I was talking about when I mentioned `hot beef injection'.....

Miss Universe Hopeful Told to Wear Panties...
I think we have a winner...

Police: Arizona church is a brothel
at least they don't molest choirboys...

Seder plate causes bomb scare...
Not that we've gone too far or anything.....

Overweight Man Sues WHITE CASTLE Over Seat Sizes...
He's suing, not because White Castle made him fat, but because White Castle violates the rights of fat people by not having larger booths.  No, really.

TSA Creator Says Dismantle, Privatize Agency...
One out of two ain't bad...

Gas Station Attendant Fends Off Robber By Hosing Him With Gasoline...
Another one for the good guys.  Match, anyone?

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