In no particular order, here are some things:
In addition to the visit from the county sheriff's office, we heard from the SPCA. The dog and cat are apparently quite upset and have filed a complaint (why not, everyone else has):
- they are upset because their air conditioner is never set below seventy degrees and they can't operate the remote
- the cat is upset because the dog has his own pool
- there is not enough room on the couch for both to lay in the path of their fan
So you're probably saying to yourself, "It must be horrible in that house."
In other news, I got a new corporate manual at work to sign. We have policies on racism, false medical billing, drugs, and a section on bodily fluids but we don't have two words on acceptable computer use.
The Big Boss saw our last desktop policy and ordered it removed because he didn't like it. No amount of meetings, pleadings or communications has produced results: we have no computer policy.
But at least we have a bodily fluids policy.
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