Tuesday, August 7, 2012

The Modern Day Composer Refuses to Get Up and Pee

Or something like that.

On the way to work today, I saw a greatly ceremonialized outhouse, way out back behind a local historic property.  My wife told me stories about her family's mountain house, which was bereft of indoor plumbing.  I am still shaking from that thought.

When I consider what it takes to get my bloated frame removed from the bed and to the completely heated/air-conditioned bathroom in the morning (or afternoon), I cannot fathom what our forefathers (and foremothers) had to endure.

That aside, the presidential accusation-fest is starting to heat up.  I'm sure you're all thinking what I'm thinking: who do the porn stars want to see in office?  [These links are probably NOT SAFE FOR WORK so click accordingly.]

"I don't often volunteer my political opinion, but in the past few days I've been asked many times, so I'll say this—there are many reasons to support President Obama's campaign for reelection. When he first took office, one of his first acts as commander in chief was to sign the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act into law. This important bill has served to break down wage-discrimination barriers for women and eradicate workplace inequality on many levels. Economically, he has pushed for New Deal-style initiatives geared to create jobs and get Americans working. He has eliminated "don't ask, don't tell," defended LGBT rights and officially supported the rights of same-sex couples to marry. I am pleased with what he has done so far, and I think it's important to remember that our nation did not arrive at its current condition overnight—it will take some time to truly mend and heal, and I am proud to endorse Obama as the best person to facilitate the necessary changes."

While I'm a huge fan of Jessica Drake's work, I can't say we agree politically.
On the other hand, Jenna Jameson just came out for Romney.  I can't say we agree either.
The closest the porn crowd gets to me is Sarah Shevon, who prefers Dennis Kucinich, because she thinks he's liberal.  Since he's the closest to libertarian, Sarah is invited to my house to, ahem, discuss this further.

I used to think that asking for a porn star with no tattoos was too much.  Now I need to find a libertarian porn star with no tattoos.  It's like looking for an honest politician.

BUT WAIT.....  a Yahoo search for `libertarian porn star' reveals:

Stormy Daniels is a libertarian-turned republican.

Sonny Landham ran for office but he's a guy, so he only counts as a statistic.

Marilyn Chambers (the Ivory Snow baby) ran for VP but her status as dead precludes a visit.

John Stagliano is a big libertarian supporter.

Don't get me started on tattoos...

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