Friday, May 25, 2018

GDPR Readiness

As of today, or some random time, in accordance with the EU's GDPR policy (God Damn Policies are Ridiculous), I am bound to inform you that Google is GDPR-compliant. Hopefully there was already a message that told you this.

There will be a cookie or two (not the good kind, dammit) and they both do stuff. Regardless of your knowledge of GDPR, you know Google is going to throw all sorts of cookies at your browser. It's also safe to believe that you're completely tracked, regardless of laws.

If you're 'protected' by GDPR and Google's notice failed to appear or you're not fully convinced I'm making sense, you are advised to hold your breath and I'll get back to you.

Blah blah blah blah blah blah official sounding blah blah blah.











remember to browse smartly and hygienically. If you don't know what that means (I don't), use Private Mode, which remembers nothing and throws away everything when you're done. Or turn yer damn cookies off. And stuff. You're still going to be tracked.

** there was a rumor that GDPR would also protect your sheep from molestation by the Political Class. This is an untruth. In fact, your babies continue to remain unsafe and should be kept outside of a radius of thirty miles from them.

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