Happy Whatever

Yes, Happy Whatever. It keeps the whining down.

Just remember to keep the Flying Spaghetti Monster in Xmas!

John Schneider, actor who played 'one of them dang Duke boys' and vociferous 2nd Amendment supporter, is in trouble. Again. He had a lot to say during the Alec "I never pulled the trigger" Baldwin trial, and he seemed largely correct. Now, not so much. He suggested publicly hanging the president. I want to drive home to my new readers that this is NOT a smart thing to say. I'm absolutely certain that Joe needs no help. Oh, and when someone threatens the president, even President Giveaway, the Secret Service takes offense. 

John had a few good points in his new deleted x/Twitter rant, but ThermionicEmissions does not condone violence. ThermionicEmissions recommends throwing them all out at the voting booth. As Joe was installed at the voting booth, ThermionicEmissions is very disappointed in some of you.

UFO caught on camera hovering over Air Force 1 at LAX during Joe Biden's fundraising trip to Los Angeles

I told the aliens not to bother, but they wanted to see what kind of extraterrestrial the president is.

Naturally the UFO was variously identified as lenticular clouds, ducks, Roseanne Barr, those meddling kids, and of course, swamp gas.  Freedom of Information act requests will read that there was nothing above the president's plane and that's their final answer. 

An LAPD helicopter was seen orbiting the object. Because if there's a vehicle that can cross space and time, then hover above the main man of the free world, for sure a helicopter will be able to handle it. They used their bullhorn to tell the object to PULL OVER or they'd hold them down with their knees until they couldn't breathe whatever it is they breathe.

Turquoise taillights tell you this Mercedes is driving autonomously

Mother to children: if you see turquoise taillights, STAY AWAY FROM THE CAR.

If you see a Mercedes, stay away from the car. BMWs too. Their drivers are complete assholes.

Musk floats idea of boat mod for Cybertruck

because the truck keeps rolling its windows down when it detects water.

 

When do cats play fetch? When they feel like it

was there ever a more obvious answer on this blog? 

We had a cat who would initiate playing fetch and stay with it. We had to stop when the dog kept  insisting the ball was his. When the cat died, the dog grieved for months.

Tesla recalls every car with Autopilot as feds say it’s too easily misused

Finally, the federal government admitted Americans are too stupid to drive.

Now that they got away with it, look for more things Americans are too stupid to do:

1. brush their teeth
2. vote (for other than R or D)
3. cross the street  (oops, jaywalking fines go to $1,000)
4. think (oops, COVID, do what you're told)
5. own a dog without a license
6. this sure ain't working out like I thought it would

Your Smart TV Knows What You’re Watching

I've been saying this for years. Think about your Fitbit, car, phone, phone apps, and anything that connects to the net. We need to demand better (and not use this garbage).

Tesco recalls Christmas stuffing mix because it may contain moths

 The British Moth Marketing Board is seeing red and wants you to know that there are many tasty stuffing dishes one can prepare with moths, so snap these up while they're still around.