Yeah, the title refers to Dog, whose new meds make her pee a lot, sometimes in the house.
Your love is like random excretia from Dog (or cat) (or service elephant)
Some would say this explains Congress, bur I hold out for the entire political process these days....
HP printer app is installing on PCs whether they have HP printers or not
Which, as they say, can be a real bummer if you don't have an HP M106w."MS says printers should mostly still work."
These guys are hysterical.
You Say Potato, I Say It’s a Vegetable—a Loaded Topic for Debate
US Diet Committee Debates Whether Potatoes are Vegetables or 'Starchy Grain'
Your tax dollars at work: botanists say potatoes are a vegetable, but the US Diet Committee says they're an airplane. We sure contribute a lot of tax dollars.
“When we started, maybe 99 percent of our colleagues thought we were crackpots and that’s now down to maybe 70 percent,” quips Oppenheim, of University College London.
What they don't know is that 70% is the threshold of gravity in quantum physics. Or Doom Theory.
CEO: What's with our security?
CIO: We sent it off to vacation in the Virgin Islands.
CEO: When?
CIO: Only.... about.... a couple years ago.
CEO: Well, at least it wasn't a decade.
CIO: [silence]
CEO: 5.1 million users had information leaked!
CIO: Yeah, that's a real shame.
CEO: The Virgin Islands are an expensive place to live when you have no job, Bob.
CIO: Don't worry, I have it all wrapped up.
CEO: How?
CIO: We just change the user agreement so they can't sue.
CEO: I take it back, you can go to the Virgin Islands with full pay. Just send Security back.
You're saying to yourself that this is the second useful feature on a Tesla, after the fire extinguisher. Unfortunately, it won't dial 911 if if the crash is a Tesla-caused problem; only if it's the driver's fault.
Thank God. Some of the wackier astronauts claimed that the tomato was actually running the ISS. The Pentagon said Jesus ran the ISS. The tomato was lost months ago, out of shame, when Russian astronauts fought American astronauts over whether the tomato was a fruit or a vegetable. The reason the Russians left is that they discovered the tomato is actually a screwdriver. It kept their air leak under control for a few months. The tomato joins a vintage Playboy, a 3oz Subway hoagie, and the only functional pens on the entire ship. When asked for comment, the tomato said, "It's frightening - there are over 9,000 pieces of space junk and nobody driving. It's like a Tesla with no auto-drive. The entire ship is full of poop and the aliens tell really bad jokes. "
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