Up in Milford, CT, a firefighter was innocently driving down the road, when the police pulled him over.  He wasn't speeding.  His papers were in order.

Why was he stopped?

Because he was radioactive.

He had a medical test earlier that involved radiation.  He was even given a paper stating he had the test.  Apparently a radiation detector in a police car picked up the firefighter.

• There is a medical test that leaves the testee this radioactive?
• Police cars have radiation detectors?
• Police cars have radiation detectors that can detect a guy who has just had a medical test?

I had no idea the National Security State had reduced itself to this level.  I suppose I shouldn't be surprised by now....