Ladies, your MIS department wants you to know that we're available for all of your computer and phone needs. While we know that it is 2012 and no one has a valid excuse for computer illiteracy, we also want you to know we're here for you.
Has something happened to you home computer? Give us a ring - we'll take a look.
Do you need your Stuff transferred from your old phone to your new phone? That's what we're here for.
We will keep going above and beyond the call of duty for you, provided you keep those `private' pictures loaded on the computers and cell phones. Not only are you computer and phone illiterate - you're not bright enough to keep your naked pictures where no one can see them.
MIS - we're here for you.