Words Hurt - Here Are Some of Them

Here's a really disheartening article on another Google misdeed: selling you to advertisers.

• Last week the San Francisco Board of Supervisors voted unanimously to brand the National Rifle Association a "domestic terrorist organization."

Dear lefty

• How many pees are in pea soup?
• No.

Today I identify as: an Abrams tank. Loud, obnoxious, deadly, and gets just under 1 mpg.

• Until 1990, it was illegal for homosexual foreigners to enter the US.

No thanks, I'd rather make sweet love to Nancy Pelosi

• There's only 510 messages in my inbox. It's going to be a good day.


"We may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating and complex--but Congress can." - Cullen Hightower



Now that Hasbro has Monopoly that addresses gender pay gap (see below), I have some ideas for new versions of Monopoly:

• Misgender Monopoly - men get thrown in jail for misgendering opponents
• Racist Monopoly - go to jail for being a racist, which you already are. Black people get all the properties for Reparations.
• Libertarian Monopoly - no rules or penalties, so long as you don't commit aggression. If you go to jail, it's your own damn fault.
• Shame Monopoly - anyone fat/slut/boob shaming loses their property to the person they shamed. Then everybody shames them.
• Crackhouse Monopoly - you give all your money to social issues so you can give your money to them again when nothing happens.
• Social Justice Warrior Monopoly - cis white hetero males aren't allowed to buy property. $500 extra for punching someone who disagrees with you. Extra bonus for brightly colored hair and unwashed clothes.

Heroes of the Stupid

A Haverford College student (at the time) pled guilty to trying to hack the IRS to obtain President Trump's tax returns.   Let's hack the IRS - what could possibly go wrong?

According to the New York Post, broke men are hurting marriage prospects for American women.   Feminism has worked out well, hasn't it?

Last week the San Francisco Board of Supervisors voted unanimously to brand the National Rifle Association a "domestic terrorist organization."

A Staten Island teen on vacation with her mother, was arrested in Russia for pot.  She wasn't arrested for the pot - she was arrested for being stupid enough to carry.

Kamala Harris: ‘Emotionally, It’s Hurtful’ When People Attack My Criminal Justice Record


SJW Skills

"Hey guys" seems innocuous but you should try a different greeting. You're normalizing a term that misgenders and is not inclusive.  [@nowthisisnews Twitter]

Hasbro launched Ms. Monopoly, the board game that addresses gender pay gap; Women make more than men.   Good going, Hasbro... you're addressing pay gap by instituting pay gap.

The BBC is teaching children that there are over 100 genders.


Last week the San Francisco Board of Supervisors voted unanimously to brand the National Rifle Association a "domestic terrorist organization."

This issue brings us a first: Response to ThermionicEmissions
from Anonymous in SF.

I'm really surprised that they took time out of their schedule to vote that... they're super busy making sure all the city street names are gender-neutral.   first things first!

They should rename the council to the People's Front of Judea.

'ok ok.. besides the fiscal stability, the massive oil and tech industries and the tax base they provide oh,, and all the farmers... providing CA with the best produce ..they're all Republicans..

.. What have the conservatives ever done for US?

I rest my thong, Your Honor