Dear lefty
- What goes with red wine?
- Cyanide.
I caught bits of an Amazon commercial the other day. It was about how great it is working there; mentioning tuition, other benefits, paying for learning to leave the company, and the bonus.. they're trans friendly. I could have misheard, but.... this would be the first commercial with trans specifically mentioned. Not a problem, but an observation. They are also Hepatitis C friendly, viral pneumonia friendly, and Ebola friendly (but only on weekends).
- It was pointed out that Mrs lefty has the biggest boobs in the family. It was further pointed out that she married the biggest boob in the family.
Today I identify as a railing
- a family member noted that Costco was getting expensive. You go in for milk and leave with a set of tires. Turns out you can get the whole car too. And while you're shopping, there are sea trips on big ships.
- This is why I don't go to Costco. That and the #&@ing old ladies, who slam into you, with their cart or with their car.
No thank you, I'd rather watch reruns of Match Game '73
- What do you do when you don't approve of the 2nd Amendment and wish to share your disapproval with your city? You adopt a $0.02 tax per .22 caliber and $0.05 tax per other ammo. Then you hit the dealers with a $25 fee per handgun sold. Thank you, Tacoma. "We need to do more to aid the criminals."
PA residents: locate your senators and tell them to vote for Victoria's Law. PA is a puppy mill state and we need all the help we can get.
- Hey - how about a new 42% sales tax? The Democrat Medicare for All plan would require something like it....
Best quote in Australian police wiretap history: "I sold the rocket launchers to my mate and he sold it to those fucking dickhead terrorists. Now it's a fucking drama."
Heroes of the Heart
A plumber fixed the boiler of a 91-year-old terminally ill woman and billed her $0
Heroes of the Stupid
Woman claims Sephora mailed her cocaine. This is a woman who is serious about her makeup.
PG&E says power lines may have started 2 northern California wildfires.
Hey - wasn't the blackout to prevent PG&E from causing fires?
Florida pastor kills himself after teen accuses him of raping her over 100 times.
If more would take the easy way out, the pope could continue ignoring the problem.
In the Fordham Law Review, Elizabeth Warren is stated to be a woman of color at Harvard. This lady has an identification issue. First American Indian, then black. Next week it will be male, Eastern Indian, and towel bar
Man accidentally shoots himself after throwing gun at cockroach to kill it.
Another cockroach-related shooting.
SJW Statistics
The Harvard Crimson, the university's student-run newspaper, is facing a campus backlash after requesting comment from Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) for an article on a campus protest against the agency. Eleven student groups, including the Harvard College Democrats, signed a petition accusing the Harvard Crimson of showing cultural insensitivity for even contacting the government agency. On Sept. 12, students advocating for the abolition of ICE assembled for a rally organized by student group Act on a Dream in Harvard Yard. After the protest concluded, the paper reached out to an ICE spokesperson to ask for a statement in response to the protest for an upcoming story. Soon after, Act on a Dream published a petition, which currently has over 650 signatures, demanding The Crimson change its policies so that none of its reporters ever make contact with ICE again and apologize for the "harm [it] inflicted on the undocumented community."
"She committed rhetorical violence against me!"
The University of Maryland is firmly against any Halloween costumes that are deemed to be guilty of 'cultural appropriation' - they "have no place in an inclusive community." Just think of the bargain here: you get an education, tens of thousands in bills, and the complete SJW indoctrination!
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