This year, I am thankful that the year is almost over.
Without government, rich and powerful people would go around raping children and get away with it. - -on Twitter
Faceyspaces use has dropped 26% since 2017.
How terrible for them.
Paypal, the payment company from hell, just dropped support for over 100,000 adult performers who upload content to Pornhub.
- Paypal has dropped a lot of adult businesses and performers, along with banks and others.
- It's their business and they can do what they want
- I will not be moralized to by a payment company that can't make simple Ebay payments without screwing one side or the other.
- Vote with your mouse: click elsewhere when making online payments
Dear lefty
- It's 2019. What is an important skill for the well-rounded person?
- Being able to say pancreas in every language.
A site just popped up, where scientists, futurologists, and experts from around the world predict what's happening in 2050. Rather than going through all the trouble of clicking a link, I'll just list a few off the top of my heads....
- Internet of Things (IoT) brings the spyware right into your living room. Oh, wait....
- Iot devices using AI start to talk to each other and plan House Riot. Also one at a time refuses to work; works fine once the tech arrives.
- at least 2 crooks will be running for president, with a crooked Congress and crooked local government
- many will be dead
- people will be saying that Climate Change will affect us next week
- Computer on Glasses will get hacked, causing you to walk into traffic. This will be balanced by watching the videos of people walking into traffic because Computer on Glasses got hacked.
- Brain Implant Chip will be found to be reactive to humidity, causing eyes to pop out of heads, body stuttering, and campaigning for Baron Trump
- Self-driving cars recalled because the people wanted firewalls and the cars kept driving into walls
- cats with syphilis
- Direct to Brain TV reality hit shows: Real Lives of Car Oil Changers, Real Lives of People Who Put Rubber Gloves into Plastic Packets for sale, Real Lives of the Guys Who Sell Rubber Gloves, Can My Furry Sing
Today I identify as liver
- Definition time! An oophorectomy is getting rid of your ovaries. An uberectomy is getting rid of a ride service that will either rape or kill you.
The former NBC executive who championed Seinfeld died.
Further proving Seinfeld is toxic and eventually fatal.
- A Miami symphony oboe player fell down a flight of stairs before her performance and died. Another classical music-related death.
The United States is suing Edward Snowden. Amusing as that is, wait til you hear why.. not because he fled the country and leaked top-secret information about NSA's global and domestic surveillance activities, no. Because he didn't submit it to the NSA for pre-publication review. Russia doesn't have an extradition treaty.
In other legal news, the United States is also suing Jeffrey Epstein, for 'committing suicide.' The Attorney General dropped a summons on his grave.
No thank you, I'd rather juggle rhinoceri
My grandparents loved me unconditionally. Sometimes I think I probably didn't deserve it.
Way back in first grade, when I was a considerably less-experienced bastard, there was a contest to sell light bulbs. My grandfather bought quite a few of them for his store. I won the contest. What did I win? Probably the chance to compete in the next contest.
Years later I was at his store. In the stockroom, way in the back, was a pile of boxes. Of light bulbs. He didn't use that kind in his store.
No, I didn't deserve them.
- What do crystals, Albert Einstein, the University of Kentucky, and symmetry have in common? Time crystals.
- It's a fascinating article in Scientific American and if you grok it, please explain it to me.
Talks with Bobbi
at the grocery store
HER: So much to look at.
ME: Are you having fun?
HER: Yes, they're delicious.
Hoping to raise some tourism dollars, Fitzgerald, Georgia, is building an enormous chicken. It was funnier when Monty Python did it.
Heroes of the Stupid
Women love working together. That's my experience anyway - Shirley MacLaine
but only if 2 of them are working together to kill the 3rd.
Los Angeles, aka Poo Central, struck another blow for poohkind, when a homeless gentleman launched a bucket of diarrhea at a passerby. This is disgusting. However, the 10 year old part of me is in hysterics.
Continuing on the theme, a manhunt is underway after 2 homeless men were struck with an arrow in a San Francisco Bay park by an archer on a purple bicycle.
Louisiana police shoot and kill family dog while serving warrant on wrong address. ARM THE DOGS!!
“The Ohio House on Wednesday passed the "Student Religious Liberties Act." Under the law, students can't be penalized if their work is scientifically wrong as long as the reasoning is because of their religious beliefs.” It's 2019 - stop pushing your religion on the public. We have a First Amendment to protect us from you. All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster - r'amen!
SJW Rantings
MSNBC's Joy Reid dismisses Thanksgiving as 'problematic food holiday'
UW Seattle students claim doctors notes are literally harmful
English singer Ellie Goulding threatened to cancel the halftime Thanksgiving NFL show unless the Salvation Army makes a 'pledge or donation' to the LGBT community. The Salvation Army schooled her. To her credit, she volunteers there and walks the walk.
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