Don't Talk to my Table in that tone of voice

Your love is like   scrambled legs

What Went Wrong with a Highly Publicized COVID Mask Analysis?

there was an analysis - that's what went wrong 

Best headline this year:

Yes, this beetle runs out of a frog’s anus to survive being swallowed alive

Biden admin reveals 31 R&D tech hubs, with $500m up for grabs

Yes, once again, President Giveaway does his thing. Let's prop up industry so they can charge us more, like we did with Flying AIDS vaccines.

Meanwhile, the president's doctors are concerned: Joe hasn't given more than millions away in a few months. Usually it's billions, so exhaustive medical tests are being run as we speak.

 

Amazon drivers’ urine packaged as energy drink, sold on Amazon

Last edition of the blog features human urine in Chinese beer. It sure is a great year for urine

Men Overran a Job Fair For Women In Tech

I love this. At a female-only job fair, men showed up. How does it feel, ladies? Did you know that both sexes can be unemployed?

'I was kidnapped by my runaway electric car'

 I'm sitting here, trying to decide if kidnapped is worse than spontaneous fires, explosions, driving into police, or the steering wheel falling off. Perhaps this will be the new selling feature for each electric vehicle (don't forget to use your buzzwords: it's EV). If you buy a Tesla this week, you're guaranteed two spontaneous fires, plus the possibility of more. If you buy an MG, you can get out of work because it kidnapped you. If you buy the MG Deluxe package, you can have it call your boss, relatives, or the police and demand a ransom. There is no end to what technology can do.

 Aside from all the other fun around here lately, it's been a little boring. There has been no recurrence of the tartar sauce in the bathroom or the Toyota on the roof. I was feeling a little disheartened when I heard, "Why is there a spoon in my shirt?"  All is normal again,

Soda additive linked to thyroid toxicity may finally get banned by FDA

Only 50 years? Remember to get your vaccines, folks.

 

Tyson Foods recalls US nuggets after metal pieces found

Initially sold at twice the price as "Tyson High-Iron Nuggets"