A stripper in Big Beaver was assaulted and robbed by her ex-boyfriend. I hope the poor lady isn't injured too seriously and recovers quickly, but I couldn't let this real headline pass without notice.
Undertaker Molests Sleeping Woman: Police
Wow, I think we found one that prefers them alive!
Big Beaver Boulevard?? Take down that street sign and mount it above the front door of a chic that's done you wrong. Mwa ah ah ah!
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