Friday, August 19, 2011

Who Likes Short Shorts?

Ex Robs Exotic Dancer in Big Beaver: Cops

A stripper in Big Beaver was assaulted and robbed by her ex-boyfriend.  I hope the poor lady isn't injured too seriously and recovers quickly, but I couldn't let this real headline pass without notice.

Undertaker Molests Sleeping Woman: Police

Wow, I think we found one that prefers them alive!

1 comment:

  1. Big Beaver Boulevard?? Take down that street sign and mount it above the front door of a chic that's done you wrong. Mwa ah ah ah!