brother: I hope I didn't interrupt anything.
wife: No, we're done and I have pictures for you...
brother: ummm..... no thanks.
wife: but your mom sent pictures for you.
brother: OH.
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Why is it that forecasters can accurately predict the price gas is going to rise to at a certain time in the future but never when it is going to go back down?
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The only thing more amusing and sad is that people are voting for him.
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There was a march on the White House yesterday. You didn't hear about it because it was military in support of Ron Paul. Four hundred military, in fact. Go ahead, say Ron Paul's foreign policy is weak; even the military knows he's correct.
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Are you refusing to be body-scanned by the TSA? That's suspicious behavior, son...
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