- A man was arrested for threatening to kill President Trump at his rally.
- Only the bright ones get caught.
What are the odds?
A Florida (shock!) man impersonating a cop got arrested after pulling over a real cop.
Dear lefty:
- Why are peaches fuzzy?
- same reason your mother is
Watch out, kids.... new SJW research reveals that dogs are a tool of white supremacy and gentrification. I wonder if cancerous dogs are the tool of white veterinarian supremacy....
Although it's possible I might be overloaded, the load itself seems to be overloading:
- Zombie Dishes: put them in the sink, wash them, and they're back the next day.
- Zombie Trash: it appears each week, after having taken it out the previous week.
- Zombie Ants: yes, it's that time of year again. We saw them warming up in the yard, their miniature fortresses in the ground. The weekend saw them in the house, in Popular Ant Places, like the washer and my bedroom table. Even in my house, there is no food in either place.
- Zombie Grass: it appears out of nowhere. I'm told it's weeds, but I can't tell the difference. I mowed last year - what does this pestilence want from me?
Now available: Elton John's Early Demos. This is a 4 volume set of Sir Elton's demos for some of his biggest songs. Sometimes he changed the titles, but here are the working titles:
Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me
The Bitch is Black
I Guess That's Why They Call Them the Jews
Saturday Night's Alright for Crossdressing (J. Edgar's Song)
Goodbye Conventional Marriage
Candle In the Gin
Philadelphia Dungeon
- Suffice it to say that chocolate covered ants, considered a delicacy on some planets we don't visit, comes up severely lacking when served without chocolate.
The LAPD has run over a woman sunbathing on a beach.
Perhaps they should legislate those orange glow vests....
- Pennsylvania news: three men are accused of having sex with a few different animals. This was obviously the first volley in a campaign for governor.
- a PA woman died after falling into a meat grinder. Well, at least she didn't fall into a tree grinder- those things are messy. Unrelated: sale on sausage this week only.
Dear lefty:
- What is a hoosier?
- Even the people who live there can't tell you, which says a lot.
The lefty household would like to thank the Poseidon Corporation for their flea and tick medicine for dogs. Penny is flea and tick free. The ticks now crawl onto us, but they don't bite her. Success!
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