More iDevice-related terror.
iPhone privacy tips.
If you use WhatsApp or Telegram, you'll want to turn this setting off. Now.
Police can start with almost no information about a person of interest and instantly know intimate details of their lives. Interested in the latest assault on our liberties?
- Police in Tennessee have requested people not flush their drugs, because it could lead to 'meth-gators'.
Dear lefty
- How many SJWs does it take to change a light bulb?
- None. Light Bulbs are a tool of the patriarchy.
Reaching way back, Robert Plant's first two post-Led Zeppelin tours and albums featured a relatively unknown drummer called Phil Collins. Must've been a tough road, being famous with Genesis then drumming for Robert Plant.
But, you're asking yourself, what did Zep look like at their first concert?
Florida
A Florida man was sentenced after raping his baby daughter and posting footage to the web. I'm sure he'll be very popular in prison.
The Florida DMV sells your personal information to private companies and marketing firms... hint: they're not the only ones.
A Texas woman lived with her dead mother for three years.
Texas must be a city in Florida.
A Florida man has been accused to cutting off his neighbor's genitals after catching him having sex with his wife.
A thief in Philly stole a man's car, with his kids inside.
The man took off after his kids, caught up with his car, and yanked the thief out.
Neighbors offered their assistance and somehow the thief wound up dead.
Instant Karma.
- I just watched Penny the Wonder Cocker catch a bird. She's fast.
Batteries and Self-Driving Cars
My buddy was looking at hybrids. The one she saw recommended replacing the batteries every 5 years, at $8k. I wonder if it's covered under the warranty...
Correct me if I'm mistaken, but the green push to electric cars blindly ignores the cost of manufacturing batteries, generating electricity at home and charging stations, and disposing of old batteries. Doesn't seem that green to me.
Along the same lines, driverless cars are not ready for prime time, yet we hear about them as if they're flawless. Even the testing has someone at the wheel, just in case. This also ignores the privacy and security aspects.
Rhubarb ain't what it used to be?
We attended a hamfest over the weekend. Before you laugh about porcine references, a hamfest is an electronic radio flea market. We had a blast, looking around at stuff for sale. While I was looking at something, a guy at the next table hailed Mrs. lefty. He asked if she liked her vegetables. He handed her a bunch of rhubarb, along with directions to cook it. When she asked what she owed him, he said nothing. Hams are some nice people. If we get randy, we can flog each other with it. Or she could cook it. I'm voting for the former.
As I type this, there is a tv show with a segment on rhubarb.
Since we were looking at radios and other goodies, I scored a small mixer and microphone. The others got carabiners, electronics learning kits, and assorted toys. It was a fun time.
- In order to grow almond trees, you need to plant two kinds of trees: male and female. Don't look outside unless you really want to watch trees fuck.
President Trump continues to endear himself to the rest of the world via tweets. Responding to criticism from the Anti Defamation League, that $8 billion is not enough aid for Israel, Trump suggested they go back to Israel. When informed the members of the ADL were American-born, he said they hated America and were antisemites. Democrats said the tweets were racist and sexist. CNN is reporting from the Trump toilet. Israel said everyone hates the ADL. A spokesman for the White House said it was moving to New Jersey.
- Someone needs to tell dress manufacturers not to run a seam right up both breasts. The newslady has a glaring yellow dress on, with what look like huge nipples....
- Oh.
SJW Sayings
We're just past the 50th anniversary of the moon landing. It was an incredibly important event worldwide. There's some great footage of people in other countries, lined up in front of television stores, watching the event and wishing the astronauts the best. Meanwhile, back home....
- Democrats of color protested the moon landing as sexist, racist, and a display of white supremacy.
- Women in tech organizations demanded new missions to be women-only.
- Liberals said that if the aliens invade and try to kill us, they should be granted immediate citizenship.
- Republicans are desperately searching for a way to become invisible.
- Moon landing skeptics were locked in a small room at NASA, with no net access.
- The president said that if the astronauts had any complaints, they should go back to the moon.
[Twitter] Since at least the 1950s, "communist" has become a popular coded word for nigger. Let's be real. Black Russians?
Rihanna is accused of cultural appropriation. On the cover of Harper's Bazaar China, her hairstyle and jewelry are similar to Chinese styles.
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