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Strongest Sign Yet Australia Heads Toward a Totally Cashless Society? (9news.com.au)

Pay attention.... bad things tend to start in Australia and England.

Mattress maker Tempur Sealy says it isolated tech system to contain cyber burglary

Hackers will be adjusting your mattress from across the world!  

 

Farage Tells Breitbart we are on the Verge of Banks Running ‘Word Checks’ on Customers Social Media

Banks are getting picky about whose money sits in their caverns. Maybe you made a negative post about something on Faceyspaces. Maybe you haven't been correct enough. Not diverse enough. Don't forget - certain banks refused to do business with adult entertainers. Just make sure you're 'good enough' to do business with banks. Or have no social media presence.

Violinist who played during brain surgery reunites with doctor

They had to remove much of her brain. She now plays banjo.  

 

Steering failures are Tesla’s new federal safety worry

It's been, what.. a week since the last Tesla failure? You at least have a choice - steering failure or steering wheel coming off. Some lucky customers will get both!  Steering failures were already mentioned... the car steered into police cars and random items.

I just watched the saddest thing.... the dog looking out the window, seeing her mommy get in the car and go somewhere. She's going on vacation and won't be back for days, which will have the dog staring out the window and pining for her. The vet gave us medicine for this. I feel so bad for her.

I feel bad for me too. Here I am, bachelor for days, and I have no babysitter. Shakira, Emilia Clarke, Linda Fiorentino, or Vanessa Hudgens will all do, but did anyone contact them? NO. I am entitled to a Vice Wife when the main wife goes away. Just like if the president cannot do his job (moreso) and the vice president steps in.

Megan Thee Stallion 'will never be the same' after being shot by Tory Lanez

1. a stallion is a male horse
2. Tory Lane is a pr0n star

ThermionicEmissions does not condone shooting anyone (unless they really deserve it).

Afghanistan: Taliban burn ‘immoral’ musical instruments

That wacky Taliban is at it again. This time they're after musical instruments. What exactly is an immoral musical instrument? Our intrepid researchers, some members of the Taliban itself, researched this:

• any instrument touched by Cardio B
• any drums used in a solo
• Taylor Swift

Cops cuff pregnant woman for carjacking after facial recog gets it wrong, again

The fetus was behind it all.

I hate to say this, but it looks like businesses are coming to their senses: Chief Diversity Officers are heading for the exit doors. Perhaps recent rulings on racism have made them unnecessary. Whatever it is, the world has taken one small step toward sanity.  Except college campuses, which no doubt will be keeping their diversity officers, regardless of the law. UC Berkeley said their 27 CDOs will be repurposed to stand at all the doors and make sure no Jews enter the campus.

• President Biden had a bad day yesterday: he was only able to give away $8 billion dollars.

Another multimillion dollar idea: an AI pen that converts writing into something legible, which will come out of the pen. As pen-sized as possible. The perfect pen for anybody with illegible writing or problems that prevent holding the pen or writing well.