Where the Wild Typewriters Roam

Your love is like  the bad kind of mushrooms

Hookworms Successfully Prevent Type 2 Diabetes In Human Trial

I got them from my dog.

Microsoft May Bring AI Capabilities To Apps Like Paint and Photos On Windows 11 17

"Paint me a 1980 Cadillac Sedan de Ville in my living room" 

IBM Says Its Generative AI Tool Can Convert Old COBOL Code To Java 

Do you wanna be on the rollercoaster when they test it? 

Scientists Want To Fix Tooth Decay With Stem Cells 

Republicans in Texas have already banned it. 

 

Space junk targeted for cleanup mission was hit by different space junk, making more space junk

And this, Honey, is why I can't vacuum.  

 

'Millions' of spammy emails with no opt-out? That'll cost you $650K, Experian

Experian, in trouble yearly for some egregious practice, once again receives a stinging slap on the wrist. They claim their wrist is beginning to hurt.

 

Global Warming 

Yesterday it was 93. Today it's 63.

CEO Zooms through the bad news on Q2 earnings call

It's called the Faceyspaces Effect. "No one ever went broke overestimating the stupidity of the public".

 

The false promises of Tesla’s Full Self-Driving

ThermionicEmissions prides itself on the Truth. To expose the truth of the above, remove 'Tesla'. I've been saying "Not ready for prime time" ever since the concept was announced.  Ok. you can fault Musk a little, for saying his cars could do it.

• Mrs. lefty is visiting relatives this week. All I can say is God, I miss her. It's just not the same without her. It's too quiet. I miss the kisses most. I hope she brings the dog home soon.

The old nose hair is getting long again. Wife suggested a perm. I suggested a new battery for the nasal weed whacker. No word from the dog yet.

After shopping, Wife appears with a bag that says "Jewish rolls" on it.

This sparked interesting conversations.

What makes a roll Jewish? Is it cheap? Does it own the bakery? Does it have all the flour? Has the dough been persecuted? Did 6 million rolls go bad at the bakery? As Bradley Cooper just found out, rolls don't have big noses, and if they did, it would be antisemitic to point it out. I am now in trouble with the Anti Roll Defamation League. Don't even get me started on matzoh.

Congrats and well done to India, upon landing its Chandrayaan-3 on the Moon. 

Space Patrol wants to blow it up, but needs 5 years and $25 billion from President Giveaway to get the job done. 

 

Thousands of Octopuses Gather at This Mysterious Spot. Now, We Know Why.

free wi-fi

Walmart is adding Wing drone deliveries to limited Superstores this year

Project held up while they teach the drones to lose packages.