Thursday, March 29, 2012

Joyful Depression

Today's dose of realism and sarcasm is brought to you by the Drudge Report.  Please go there and catch more hilarity than I have excerpted.


COPS: Beating of white man by 6 black men may have been racially motivated...

Trust me, this came from some of their best people.


Mail carrier busted for delivering drugs along her route...

This is called initiative.  It's what the USPS lacks.


PRAVDA endorses Obama...
Calls Romney 'foul-mouthed, big-headed oaf'...


I strongly object (to endorsing Obama).


Scalia invokes 8th Amendment against reading 2,700-page Obamacare bill...

Cruel and unusual punishment to make him read it (although he'd never be covered by it)


COPS: Man Kills Wife After Dog Defecates In House...

Apparently this is wrong(?)


ALBINO RHINO beer draws human rights complaint...

Never had I imagined we'd have to watch out for the albino lobby too.  Fortunately the Stupid haven't organized (aside from Congress).  It's still politically correct to be a stupidist.


Congress urged to pass drone privacy law...

Sure - we completely disregarded your rights and allowed drones in the air.  Now we want to appear to be concerned.  It's a win-win.


Half of US Homes Own APPLE Products...

Here at ThermionicEmissions we're proud to be in the other 50%.
Friends don't allow friends to use iDevices.  Don't be an iHole.



TSA FOLLIES

TSA Manager Arrested for Running Prostitution Ring...

COPS: TSA agents trashed hotel room, fired gun from window...


The day wouldn't be complete without the latest from our uber-competent Friends in Groping.


2 comments:

  1. I'm no iHole. Never have been. Never will be.

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  2. No iCrap here. Never had it; never will. I may buy other products produced by Chinese child slave labor, but not Apple products. I have some principles. ;)

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