We would like to recognize Adam Smith, our first gay soldier. Please stand up!
[PLOOK - Adam is shot]
Next is Melinda Green. Stand up, Melinda!
[PLOOK - no more Melinda]
Next, John Greenberg. Please stand up, John.
Remember: It's don't ask, don't tell for a reason.
A study has just been released, which states that the number two cause of death in the military is suicide.
Presumably the first is admitting you're gay.