It's free and worth every penny you're paying for it.
At a high rate of speed
Fast
Made visual contact with
Saw
a green, leafy substance that might be marijuana
Pot
Cannabis
Pot
Male subject
Man
Canine officer
Dog
10-25 PP
I have to go to the bathroom
10-69
Sex with partners horizontally reversed
Code 4
All is well and we're at the bar
Code 3.57PQNVVY72
yes
Code canine 92
Why are my female partners such friggin dogs?
On scene
Here
Method of conveyance suffered a full horizontal reversal
Car turned over
Obstructed license plate
They have drugs
No license plate light
They have drugs
Window tint too dark
They have drugs
Failure to signal for the full 2 seconds
They have drugs
The reason I pulled you over is...
Do you mind if I search your car for drugs?
Bumper is too shiny
They have drugs
The canine has indicated
The dog said there's drugs
Hang out for a second
You have drugs I haven't found yet
There are drugs in plain sight
We pull over many stupid people
Bro, you gotta clean your car
There are used condoms all over your car
Ok. Ok. Ok
You know I'm humoring you before I taze you, right?
Do you have your license and registration?
Nobody has a license or I.D. but I like wasting everybody's time by asking
You're very attractive, ma'am
You used to be a man, didn't you? Do we need a male or a female officer to frisk you?
Ok
You're full of shit
I understand
You're full of shit
Code brown
He took a dump in my cruiser
Ya feel me?
knowwhatImsayin?
You are being detained, not arrested
These cuffs will not come off til you get to the station
Imo taze you
This may shock you, but....
Whose drugs are these?
Everybody say NOT MINE at once
Don't make me run after you, bro
I am mad
Git on the GROUND, NOW
I am VERY mad
The dog will bite you
The dog is also very mad
STOP - POLICE!
This is some sort of inside joke the police never share with the public
Mating Call of the adult male policeman
I'll bet you look pretty without 30 pounds of body armor
These are actual responses from people when police talk to them:
You said you're Lori but the license says Steve
I am a transexual and used to be Steve. Parts of me still are. Wanna see?
Why were you running?
Because you were chasing me
Your sister said the drugs are yours
Dat not my sister
You were driving the car
Dat not my car
I pulled the crack from your pocket
Dat not my pants
Why didn't you pull over?
I didn't see those piercing blue lights or hear the deafening siren
How can I help you?
He sold me $20 of pot but it's stinkweed. I want my money back
I'm citing you for all this pot.
Can't I get half of it back? That's my weed!
Did you swallow anything?
I didn't swallow anything
You look like you just swallowed a leprechaun
C'mon out - stop being stupid.
You should stop being a criminal - you're not very good at it.
Is that your underwear in your coat? Whose underwear do you have in your coat? A gift? Who did you buy underwear for - new or used?
You take traffic - I'll rescue the model
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