Getting Your Elbows Waxed

 

Your love is like  getting up at 6am on a Sunday

Russian State Media Claims to Discover Militarized Ukrainian Witches

saves millions buying broomsticks instead of tanks

Today I identify as  an ectopic pregnancy

Nothing about the recent 'leak' of the Supreme Court's Roe v Wade decision is good. The holy wars continue.

ThermionicEmissions' thoughts:

• Nobody wants an abortion. It's not a hobby. It's not pretty.
• Overturning RvW is tantamount to slavery - with women coming under the control and force of the state.
• The government needs to be out of the equation on this, like most other things. This is the official libertarian platform.
• You Own You - no one or state should be allowed to tell you what you can and can't do with or put into your body
• the holy wars have to stop, including attacks on speech by either side
• the Bible Belt needs to be stripped of the bible in all matters, as stated in the First Amendment. They were ordered to stop bible readings and some continue to ignore the order.
• the decision will also step up bad behavior, plus unsafe procedures, resulting in serious injuries.
• if you're tempted to 'discuss' this on social media, it would be more pleasant and effective to saw your own arm off.
• there are already places on the web with directions to make your own day after pill. Information wants to be free, like 3d gun plans.

Huge fence is put up at the Supreme Court and Justices cancel events as left-wing groups calls for protests at their homes and law enforcement braces for violence and over the Roe v. Wade leak    [like I said - bad behavior]

Louisiana Republicans advance bill that would charge abortion as homicide

Location Data Firm Provides Heat Maps of Where Abortion Clinic Visitors Live

Data Broker SafeGraph Stops Selling Location Data of People Who Visit Planned Parenthood

The Data Broker Tracking Abortion Clinic Visits Is Also Selling to the CDC

CDC Tracked Millions of Phones to See If Americans Followed COVID Lockdown Orders

Where is the outrage? (besides here)

I'm not entirely sure what's going on but I think the dog is auditioning for a Warner Brothers cartoon...  when I'm calmly relaxing, she very quietly sneaks up behind me and BARK BARK BARK BARKs. Then I launch from the chair and hang upside down from the ceiling. Bugs would be proud.

Flying AIDS News 

BA.2.12.1 poised to become dominant in US, raising concern for future vaccines

Despite unknowns, FDA officials make the case for annual fall COVID shots

Covid: World’s true pandemic death toll nearly 15 million, says WHO

Covid hospitalisation may affect thinking similar to 20 years of ageing

The body’s response to allergic asthma also helps protect against COVID-19

Some hamsters are extremely susceptible to COVID-19

noooooo - there goes my hamster pr0n!! 

Omicron subvariants BA.4, BA.5 evade protection from earlier omicron infection

FDA limits use of J&J vaccine over rare blood clots

Pfizer knew vaccine was under 20% effective

• Musk has “huge responsibility” to fight health misinfo on Twitter, WHO says
• avoiding demands like this is why he bought Twitter in the first place 

White House press secretary Jen Psaki is on her way out, where she'll be working on air at MSDNC. In a joint statement, the president and Psaki hailed her replacement as the perfect person for the job, being female, black, and gay.

In a followup statement, they said, "Oh yeah, her name is Karine Jean-Pierre."

• cat pizza?

Something is up with Dolly Parton, and I don't mean her plastic surgery bills. She covered "Stairway to Heaven" and is likely to sing with the Stones. Is this some sort of really weird midlife crisis? Does she want to be Mick's sugar mommy?

• oral sex prevents abortion

So the Louisiana republicans who want to charge abortion as homicide have a few other things they want to add as murder:

• masturbation - millions of dead sperm
• stopping wine from breathing
• eating eggs
• falling down the steps for the purposes of abortion

I have a few suggestions too:

• putting pineapple on pizza
• any congressperson raising the debt
• making Medicare and Sonic commercials
• Kardashians

What Amber Heard...

Even people living in the Himalayas can't avoid this trial  The International Space Station has its own feed. You know something is oversaturated when *I* have seen clips of it.

I have observations:

• While the circus is going on, Depp is drawing naked stick figures of Amber, trying to crack his lawyer up.
• I don't usually pick this stuff up, but Amber is a really bad actress. The whole time she was crying her eyes out, I was laughing hysterically. It must've looked pretty rude, but I couldn't help myself; it was an honest reaction. The dog figured out how to use the MUTE button whenever she spoke.
• Court TV is working behind the scenes, creating all sorts of dirty rumors, hoping to make the trial go on forever. Their ratings are through the roof. The anchors are starting to get laid. Some of them are even paying off their implants.