Your love is like antidepressants that make your penis useless
Major tampon makers pledge to tackle US shortages
This is where people can borrow some of the rhetoric of the anti-gunners: There will be blood in the streets!
Today I identify as a guy who gets all sorts of wild, kinky sex
Way to go, Supreme Court - you've gone backwards. Women are no longer sovereign over their own bodies. Flushing America down the toilet, one freedom at a time.
Green Day 'singer' Billie Joe Armstrong is renouncing his US citizenship. While this could be a good things for people who like music, it will no doubt wind up like the people moving to Canada if Trump won. Zero went.
- NOTICE: you cannot purchase a lawnmower cover if you want one from any place that might rhyme with Bone Depot. It has nothing to do with supply chain issues; they just don't carry them.
- In related news, going from a 13" to a 17" blade makes the dreaded mowing time shorter for me. Ladies, you're right - size does matter.
I woke up next to a naked lady.
Looking everything over, she seemed largely to be my wife. This is good, especially given Wife's strict No Dating policy.
Being a male of the species, my eye went right to a mammalian protuberance. I studied it in depth. I didn't have a lot of depth perception, as I was only using one eye. The other eye was in the pillow, still asleep. This is the closest I get to multitasking. Giving it some thought, worshiping is not the same as studying, so I spent some quality time with it (the closer one, obviously). It was absolutely fascinating, the way each part came together to make the whole. I am obviously going to have to spend more time clinically and artistically appreciating the fun bags.
- It's not that I sit around a lot, but we had to get rid of the motion sensors on the lights; they kept turning off while I sat.
Here's a fun story: if you think about it, this means people are smarter than they were before the Flying AIDS. There are no more people stupid enough to work for Amazon.
BUT, here we have two headlines, a day apart, about Amazon. Amazon is nowhere near as evil as Microsoft, unless you have to work for them. Last year I said that as soon as Amazon got robots, workers had better have their resumes current and out. This also signals greater health in the population, as warehouses will no longer be falling on workers. It also saves billions in insurance and payouts, because robots don't sue (for now). Like with the automation of McDonald's, the only trick will be programming the robots to screw up your order. Maybe they can use AI.
Factoid: the average Amazon worker lasts 8 months, a wacky amount under the average worker anywhere else.
YouTube Runs Ad Offering American Men a Ukrainian Woman
You gotta love this. YouTube, one of the Great Censors of the net, ran an ad pushing Ukranian brides. Apparently one of the attractions is that American men are more ambitious and socially and financially responsible. That says a lot about Ukranian men. English is also spoken.
One doesn't have to watch too much pr0n to know some Eastern European women are gorgeous. Just think about it.... socially responsible would be hosting a gorgeous woman while her country is being invaded. Married men should proceed slowly.
He wants to be just like Obama, so the Secret Service runs with him every morning.
Whose brilliant idea was this? The democratic slogan was "this is the best we got" and they're going to run this disaster again? The man is cognitively-impaired, as well as spending-forward.
Unable to give clueless advice on the Flying AIDS anymore, the CDC is onto its next pandemic; Monkeypox. Perhaps they can explain how to have penetrative sex six feet apart.
‘I literally lost organs:’ Why detransitioned teens regret changing genders
Just when you were getting used to adding 'transitioned' to your vocabulary, it's time to add 'detransitioned.' These are the unfortunate people who are changing back to their original gender. I have no trouble with anybody doing what they want with their body, but I feel sorry for people with the notion they're in the wrong body, or OOPS, I shouldn't have transitioned.
My understanding was that the transitioning person is given a battery of psychological tests to determine they're healthy and the decision is not coming from some other disorder. In Multiple Personality Disorder, one of the personalities can 'hijack' the body and do things to it. This is checked for. Or maybe not. The article states that the kids were ignored until they found unconditional support on the net. This is so dangerous. Again we have poor parenting and no self-esteem.
Lastly, at what age should kids be allowed to make this decision?
Yet more unconstitutional law - more abridgment of your rights. Let your senator know.
I had many years of Customer Weirdness, in which things went well, so long as I never left the house. If I went to a restaurant, from fast food up, the order would get messed up, if it even arrived. While waiting to be seated, a relative asked me to stand away from the family so they'd get seated. At that restaurant, food arrived for everyone, except me. The waitress stood there, looking confused, "Oh, did you order something?"
Some people think that we should just let it burn
With all this ignorance the flames just get higher... Higher
All of these people with their misinformation
Must be the truth if it's a blog on the screen...
We got to buy it it's the latest creation
Too many icebergs out on the ocean
Too many chances to sink like a stone
The great titanic about to go under
And the band played on
Guess everybody needs a new pair of glasses
A lot of shit out there nobody can see
Yeah everybody's got their heads up their asses
We're all out here dead in the water
We got a leak in the boat
We're up shit creek without a paddle
Just trying to stay afloat
Joe did his best to send all his brain cells elsewhere, yet many remain.
He makes a good point.