So Good My Toenails Hurt

 

Your love is like  free samples of new Chunky Milk - the milk you chew!

There is a show called The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent.

Needless to say, I did not authorize this biography 

Today I identify as  Elon Musk's love child

At the mall the other day, I saw one of those twats that shaves the sides of his head but it's long on top. I realized he's pretty much the direct opposite of me (non-voluntarily).

Flying AIDS News

$9.8 Million Awarded Last Year by Fauci’s Agency to Test Monkeypox Treatment

strangest coincidence....

Why Masks Work, but Mandates Haven’t

May 31, 2022, New York Times

FDA advisers overwhelmingly endorse Novavax COVID-19 vaccine

With BA.2.12.1 now dominant in US, experts eye new subvariants BA.4 and BA.5 [Updated]

Why are boosted Americans testing positive for COVID more than those without extra shot?

Microsoft still hasn't patched the latest serious flaw in Windows.

This morning, Microsoft held a press conference, in which they apologized for not patching the operating system, but they're inundated with all your personal information and may just stop patching Windows altogether.


Is it the end for the lush lawns of Los Angeles?

I hereby donate mine 

• Emotet malware gets into Google Chrome and attempts to steal saved credit card info.

1. don't use Chrome. I prefer Firefox.
2. don't store ANY info in ANY browser.
3. always use Private mode, which flushes all info when you're done.
4. if you insist on Chrome, use Chromium, which doesn't report back to Google

Dolphins recorded having a conversation 'just like two people' for first time
September 11, 2016, The Telegraph

Heya, Fred.

Hi, Bob.

Say, inflation is looking bad.

And the Ukraine situation isn't any better.

Whatever it is, the humans can be counted on to fsck it up.

Even the fish aren't as tasty; they're full of plastic.

Plus I think they're taping us. They're getting hip to us talking about them.

You think it's time to get out of here?

Douglas Adams was right.. it's getting to be time for "So long and thanks for all the fish."

I don't know why they put us here.

Maybe they thought we could help provide a positive influence...

You have a point - we manage to get by without nukes or ICBMs, on a bit of fish.

The problem is humans don't or won't learn. Even from the whales. 

The whales are certainly big enough to make a point, that's for sure.

Have you heard of Musk?

Damned if I know. Humans talk about him a lot.

I hear he's building underwater electric cars.

Great - they'll probably dump the batteries in the water when they're dead.

But he boinked Amber Heard.

What's Amber Heard - some kind of shark?

Yeah, a kind of shark.

I'm feeling a little slow today.

Have you tried coffee?

The only problem is we can't use a straw.

Have you ever seen a dog try?

No, must be hilarious.

Check it out on DolphinTube.

NHTSA upgrades Tesla Autopilot probe, could lead to recall
Up for debate is whether Autopilot, or humans behaving badly, is the reason for Tesla's iffy safety record

This is a tough one. Is it Basic Human Stupidity, Musk, or something else?

ThermionicEmissions always goes with Human Stupidity. The autopilot states plainly that it is not fully auto. Considering the Subaru Outback's stellar safety record, if people kept driving them into buildings, would it be Subaru's fault? They'd still get sued for it....

• $2.51 (457 pounds British) for a 12oz Coke at the store today
• food seems to be racing gas, but I doubt it will come close 

Multiple Governments Buying Android Zero-Days for Spying: Google

the better to illegally intercept your calls, my dear...

How to Turn a Coke Can Into an Eavesdropping Device

just imagine what a Mountain Dew can will... uh...  do...

Ok, so I have trouble with putting things into bags. Trash or small, it doesn't matter. When I try, whatever it is inevitably winds up on the floor. It must be another of those strange injuries I suffered as a child. It's a wonder I made it to adulthood, with all the strange injuries I suffered as a child. Sometimes I have trouble opening bags, like potato chips. I figured out what this is about: if I can't open them, they're diet chips. Today I went to open some pretzels, gave it a serious pull, and the bottom of the bag opened, spilling half the bag on the floor. This was a new one. I spent most of my childhood on the therapist's couch. Apparently it wasn't enough.

RING RING

Hello?

Hi, what do you need at the store.

I need soda

Ok

Lettuce

Ok

Cookies

Never mind, I'll just come home to get the list.

Aren't you writing it down?

No, I'm driving.

Well if you wanted to know what I needed at the store...   never mind.  The doctors want to know the source of my headaches.. I think I just found it.

• Jeff Goldblum and Will Ferrell are still visible. This remains a problem for the civilized world.

While the anti-2nd Amendment forces are out (again/still), it turns out the police in Uvalde, Texas, are in deep doo-doo for an hour's delay in doing anything, while sitting outside the school. Yes, they sat there and did nothing while people died. They admitted this. "Wounded teacher condemns police as cowards"

Meanwhile, Matthew McConaughey is also against the 2nd Amendment, stumping for gun control.

Mosquitoes prefer dozing over dining when they are sleep-deprived

With this fascinating scientific tidbit in, plus the administration's historically bad ratings, the Biden team is putting together a $57 billion program called Operation Mosquito. In it, the government will pay people to party with the mosquitos, keeping them awake, thus the government can claim they've done something about the scourge of mosquito bites. Others will be paid to play loud music near known mosquito apartments and condominiums. We will have the most sleep-deprived mosquitos on the planet. Other countries will want to consult with us on this groundbreaking program. 

• Cancer, dementia, some gender issues, reality tv... I think we're causing it ourselves. The amounts are massive, considering The Olde Days<tm>. Look at the crap we put in our food and in the air and sea.... it goes into our bodies.

Your Taxes at Work

The US Treasury Department has started approving broadband grants to states from a $10 billion fund created to expand access to Internet service and other digital connectivity tools.

This is not the job of government, with our tax dollars. We pay a lot of money for service, as well as a lot of surcharges and taxes. Why can't the providers deal with it? Why does the deficit climb so rapidly? 

The Biden administration has inaugurated a new $2 billion program to explain Dark Matter to Americans.    The surprise from all of this is that Americans don't care.