Trek Wars 27: Kirk's D2 No Longer Works

 

Your love is like the condensation from a dirty Coke bottle

Alibaba sued for selling a 3D printer that overheated, caught fire, and killed a man

-Does Tesla make printers?

Today I identify as  nothing.

There's a yearly outdoor fair around this time. We have it on the calendar. It's a Friday, Saturday, Sunday, so everyone can attend. And when I say everyone can attend, I mean it's going to be cloudy and rainy for the entire three days.

Now that I think about it, we don't get many fairs or circuses or carnivals. I think this is because they know to avoid the area, unless they need their equipment watered.

Sunday: "Hey, Honey, it looks like there's a break in the clouds. Maybe we can go to the fair. Let me check the hours. Ah, they close in fifteen minutes. Never mind, then. Let's go watch the trash cans instead."

• US Wants to Use Drones to Kill Coca Plants in Colombia
• let's put aside the arguments on drugs... isn't this an act of war? 

Feds Forced Travel Firms to Share Surveillance Data on Hacker

It ain't only the travel firms....

• Why do some people smell their armpits before putting on deodorant?

NASA is assembling a team to gather data on unidentifiable events in the sky

A spokesperson said, "It's finally time to do something more than airbrush out the UFOs." 

Ms Marvel: Critics praise Disney's 'joyful' first Muslim superhero story

This is the fourth picture from the new Woke Disney.

Disney is currently working on: 

• 101 Dalmatians, with an all African American cast
• Lady and the Tramp, with a gay Irani actor playing the cocker spaniel
• Sleeping Beauty, with Rosie O'Donnell. The audience chants "SLEEP SLEEP PLEASE SLEEP!"
• Cinderella, without the patriarchal society, starring an unknown 8 year old trans actor

Climate change: New Zealand's plan to tax cow and sheep burps

New Zealand, normally a quiet country, wants to finally break free from the bonds of sanity, in the aid of collecting more taxes. The legislators cannot get the citizens to believe they weren't kidding and they have to register all the cows and sheep, plus install the Burpo-Fartometer on each animal. The citizens suggested installing the device on the politicians first.

The White House Backpedaling Staff was busy this weekend, after the president wished everyone a Happy Easter.

27% of Electric Vehicle Fast Chargers in the Bay Area Don’t Work, Study Finds

Many likely received state funding

A week later, still broken

That's nice.

• Mars helicopter needs patch to fly again after sensor failure
• Microsoft asks did NASA turn it off and turn it on again...

No more fossil fuel or nukes? In the future we will generate power with magic dust

I got all excited til Wife told me our dust isn't magic 

US can’t afford fall boosters for all—even after cuts to test and PPE spending

Why does every article that has 'Biden' in it also have 'billions'?